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We all miss Broz as 007 especially The Sun's photo writers when they catch him out on the seas under heading of Whoa-oh Seven!. In it's entirety, let the puns commence ...

"Former 007 Pierce Brosnan will have to Dry Another Day as he tries the sport of paddle boarding - and tumbles into the surf. But drenched Pierce, 55, was neither shaken nor stirred. He got back on for another go during a break in Hawaii. A bit like James Bond himself, we reckon. He's often spied up the creek without a paddle - but always makes it back for a sea-quel."

Fleming's For Your Eyes Only ..

A whole Sun page was given back in April to the Ian Fleming exhibition at London's Inperial War Museum called For Your Eyes Only. Half a page is given to two photos from Quantum Of Solace with a running Craig and posing Arterton as the exhibit includes photos from the new movie with another photo of the tux-suited writer next to an open top DB5 [?] with JB 007 number plates. There is also a small bottom page b&w photo of Fleming, after four columns about his life the item ends "James Bond was not an expert on exotic women but an American ornithologist. The exhibition does not tell us if he liked golf." Well every 007 fan knows like the heading Bond was named after bird watcher and Ian was proud to be Captain of his Kent golf team ( 17/04 ).

James Bond News: Miscellaneous

1. Noticed the following Bond related items in The Sun ...
1. Broz's friend/neighbour DAD actor Michael Madsen, 49, is having problems in London, a near page is given to the pictured actor with heading of RESERVOIR DOGS STAR 'BERSERK' IN WEST END. It reports that he "was taken to hospital after going berserk at a top London hotel. Police were called by staff at The Dorchester .. after the "wild-eyed" Hollywood tough guy began screaming and shouting. ... A Met Police spokesman said no arrests were made and no further action would be taken." DAD is mentioned as one of "his major movies", get well Mike ( 10/06 ).

2. A small photo of Daniel Craig from Quantum Of Solace Press Day appears over heading of Craig cut on jinxed 007 film. The six paragraph item opens he "was rushed from the set of the "jinxed" James Bond movie yesterday after cutting his hand. The 40-year-old actor was shooting an action scene for QOS at Pinewood Studios." A witness quotes ".. a lot of blood", past mishaps are recalled and ends with "a spokesman for the £117million blockbuster" quote: "Daniel Craig did sustain an injury to his hand. He returned to set later in the day." Start practicing "We're Doomed !" ( 11/06 ).
3. Strange how the 007 logo attracts your attention as right half of page 3 with square photo of "X Factor sensation Leona Lewis is on the brink of being chosed to sing the new James Bond theme tune" for Quantum Of Solace. Under main heading of Leona's got 007[logo] Factor - BOND SONG DEAL has source claiming she "has the right profile both sides of the pond to do it" .. ah time will tell if she gets it ( 13/06 ).
4. A small photo of Craig kissing Green in the sea from CR is used for an item titled Badder the bedder - BOFFINS PROVE ROTTERS REALLY DO GET THE GIRL which reveals "Bad boys really DO get more girls into bed than good guys, scientists revealed yesterday. Fellas who are cunning, self-obsessed and impulsive - just like James Bond - are a magnet for women." A researcher is end quoted: "James Bond ia an example. He's clearly disagreeable, very extroverted and likes new things - killing people, new women." Hey you forgot the cars ! ( 19/06 ).

5. Blink and you miss a paragraph titled DOCTOR CARLYLE which claims TWINE baddie "Robert Carlyle [ last seen in ITV1's 2-part disaster drama Flood ] is favourite to replace David Tennant as BBC1's Doctor Who with 85 per cent of William Hill punters." Rob have you heard the term "It's peaked !" ? Well sadly at the moment they're running out of good story-lines despite great special-effects and annoying OTT background music ( 21/06 ).
6. Short of a news story ramble on about movie heroes as the heads of PM Gordon Brown and Conservative Leader David Cameron are superimposed on the bodies of Indiana Jones & James Bond ( in CR trunks ) respectively. Under heading of Labour of the Lost Ark reveals Brown's preference for Mr Jones and Cameron for 007. Cameron is quoted: "I'm a big Bond fan. I think I've probably seen every Bond film more than three times, which is quite tragic." No David, it gets worse if really bitten. The items ends reeling of details about 007 & Jones movies ( 24/06 ).
7. A small three paragraph item is headed SHEEN IS A FAIRY which reveals "Bond girl Denise Richards has had a tattoo honouring badboy ex-hubby Charlie Sheen turned into a fairy. [TWINE actress] Denise 37, .. has two daughter with Sheen, 42" is quoted "It's gorgeous. You can't even see where it was." It seems Charlie has "her name on his wrist". Hey whatever gives peace of mind ( 25/06 ).
2. BIRTHDAYS:
   June 04: GE actress Izabella Scorupco ( 38 ), June 07: TB singer Tom Jones ( 68 ) & June 10 TB actress Luciana Paluzzi ( 69 ).
3. BOND CAST/RELATED TV SPOTS:
1. DAD actor Will Yun Lee aka Colonel Moon has turned up on tv recently. He was featured in the re-make series of Bionic Woman ( ITV2 ) as a martial arts expert/agent and now in a 2004 episode of Law And Order ( Five Sat, 22:35 ) as a Japanese businessman suspected of killing his wife ( 14/06 ).
2. The motoring programme Top Gear ( BBC-2, Sun 20:00 ) has a new recruit, he lives in a caravan and wears a Living Daylights black jacket and he's called Top Gear Stuntman. This week he attempted with presenter James May's math calculations the 360 degree roll from TMWTGG. Despite having front-wheeled drive instead of rear .. he failed on landing ... ah shame ( 29/06 ).