Quotes

We have all made, or heard quotes regarding the game of cricket, and wished they could be immortalised, or forgotten immediately.  This page covers both !  I intend to lay great store by these great sayings in the hope that we all learn them to spur the team on to greater things?

8.   It's gone a bit flat out here lads !

Attributed to Derek Dibben this season.  What's gone flat ? His stomach (unlikely), the outfield (definitely not).

7.  Keep going boys - he's only fishing

What the £$"! this means I'm yet to find out.

6.  Keep it on line and length.

No indication of line or length is actually given.

5.  On your toes lads.

That's too bloody painful if you keep it up.

4. Bollocks !

Often heard every third ball from the 2nd team opening bowler.

3.  Get back on it

Again - on what???

2.  Lets have a W in this over.

I hope he does mean Wicket as the alternative could lead to complaints

1.  Catch !

This is shouted every time that the ball is more than 1" off the ground even if it is going near nobody. It is also off putting when you are actually in a position to catch it as you start to wonder what the hell else you are going to try and do with it.