HUMOUR 

Family Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live together in a house. One night the 96 year old sister draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out the bath?” The 94 year old yells back “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see”. She starts up the stairs and pauses “Was I going up the stairs or down?” The 92 year old is sitting in the kitchen drinking tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says “I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood. “She then yells “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door”.

Old Friends Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said “Now don’t get mad with me, I know we have been friends for a long time but I just can’t remember your name. Please tell me what it is”.

For at least three minutes her friend just stared and glared at her. Finally she said “How soon do you need to know”.

Court Order – Things people are reputed to have said in court.

Question          What is the date of your birth?

Answer             July 15

Question         What year?

Answer             Every Year.

Question          Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?