HUMOUR 

It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?'  the flight attendant asked John
'What are my choices?'  John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

 The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well! I got here as fast as I could.'
 
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: 'Low Bridge Ahead'. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up.
The policeman gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'
The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of diesel.'

 As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway his car phone rang. Answering he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him “Bill, I just heard on the news there’s a car going the wrong way the M25, please be careful.” “Heck” said Bill “It’s not just one car there’s hundreds of them.