KIM: THE FIRST INTERVIEW: THE MAN, THE PENIS
Luke: So Kim, would you like to say something to start off this interview?
Kim: I haven't got a lot to say right now, but I was thinking, why don't I just grab a melon and an ice tea.
Luke: What are your thoughts on your penis?
Kim: Well, I like it, I dunno it's average, it's pretty good size, let's say that, it's not average in size. It's not malfuctioning. However it can be squashed and it's painful. Is that painful for you?
Luke: So have you got any more thoughts on your penis?
Kim: No, if I start thinking about my dick then I start wanting to have sex with someone. I mean not you.
KIM: THE FIRST INTERVIEW: POETRY IN MOTION
Kim: I don't know much about poetry but I've always liked it. I wrote a poem when I was younger. Do you wanna hear it?
Luke: Yes.
Kim: It's only short.
There was a bus
And it ran over my toe
And then uh no that's it.
KIM: THE FIRST INTERVIEW: NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS
Kim: More successful?
Luke: More successful.
Kim: More successful?
Luke: More successful.
Kim: Right. Was it more successful?
Luke: More successful.
Kim: No.
KIM: THE FIRST INTERVIEW: POSITIVE ENERGY
Luke: Negative? Negative negative negative negative.
Kim: I didn't come on this show to get hounded.
Sometime after this point the tape plays a conversation about video recorders between Kim and his father for some reason
Luke: Could you say something to round off this interview?
Kim: Yeah. I wanna fuck. Where's a woman? Have you got some weed?
Luke: No.