Kim's Bottom Six Things
1. condoms. very annoying. spoiled my only sexual encounter.
2. shit. i don't like that.
3. people who think they know something, but i know, and i know that i know it, but they don't.
4. sweat. that pisses me off.
5. ignorance. yeah. people are very ignorant. that's why they piss me off really.
6. violence, greed and corruption. no they're all rolled into one.
7. what's that thing that made everything technology thing? you know made everything bad? the industrial revolution? yeah I hate that.
8. phones. they piss me off sometimes.
9. gay fishermen. on weird foreign adverts. it kinda scared me. can you imagine that? gay fishermen? and they're sitting there going "ooh-arr"? it's a bit scary.
10. this interview. no i don't hate this interview, but you've written down things that i didn't mean to say.
11. i hate it when girls don't come up to you and ask you to have sex with them. that's annoying.
12. i also hate it when forty-year old women come on to you. it's bizarre.
13. arsefucking. well i don't like shit as well. yknow that german scheize website? that was you that decided to go to that website.
14. businessmen. i wanna get rid of them. shall we go and poison all the businessmen? no that would be a bad idea.
15. it's not so much gay fishermen as weird perverted fishermen who haven't had sex in ages and they do anything they can.
things that kim is indifferent to
backgammon maybe