In several easy stages, we learn just how to buy a CD by Billy Billy 5P.
Q. Sir, have you ever purchased a Billy Billy 5P CD and if so where should I begin?
A. Personally I have never purchased a Billy Billy 5P CD for the simple reason that I find him to be an untalented little irritant. I prefer proper music such as James Last, Klause Wunderlik and Bert Kamphert. I am however, acquainted with the payment methods currently employed by L.O.O.H.M. RECORDS and it is they who distribute his filth. I could pass such information on if requested.
Q. Please do.
A. Well I would follow the following procedure... Firstly decide which CD you would like.
Their last 4 albums are still avaiable at £3-00 per CD (includes P&P - bargain!) - POMP AND STOMP, BI-CLAUDIUS, NEITHER WORK NOR LEISURE (VOL 1) or the latest realease, THE BRICK ON THE DEAD MAN'S HANDLE
Their 2 EP releases are also still avaiable at £2-00 per CD (again includes P&P - bargain!) - EXTRACTS FOR RADIO EP (ltd edition) and STOCKINGFILLA (ltd edition Christmas EP)
Q. What next? Would you recommend e-mailing L.O.O.H.M. Records to place an order for example?
A. Oh good God yes! I would personally recommend that you include the title of the CD you want, the quantities
required and most patronisingly important of them all, the delivery address to which you would like your order
despatched.
A. I believe you can contact them via the email address: LOOHM.Records@Billy5P.co.uk
Q. Well, I think you're great....
A. Sorry?
Q. Please... Think nothing of it.
A. OK then.
The interview had to be terminated at this point as the man we were talking
to suddenly woke up discovered his pillow had gone.....
