Give in Carry on


HOW ABSURD

THE CUNK INTERVIEWS

NUMBER 1 OF 4


 

In a week where very little happened we hit the streets and carried out a survey. This shows the attitude of the common man in the street.

Q. Sir, if attacked would you run away?

A. I have been attacked and no I didn’t run away.

Q. If another member of your family was attacked would you run away?

A. A member of my family was attacked and, had I been there, I would not have run away. No.

Q. Ah but how can you be sure if you haven’t been in the situation? Do you know what I mean?

A. Well, like I say, I am a proud man and I hope that if it came down to it I wouldn’t run away.

Q. Ah but you don’t really know how you would react do you – not for certain.

A. No I don’t suppose.

Q. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

A. OK then.

The interview had to be terminated at this point as the man we were talking to suddenly bent down and drew a thick black line on the floor with a magic marker.