Affiliated to the Croydon branch of the OMRLP is the Worldwide Association for the Assessment, Appreciation and Advancement of Gorgeousness and Hunkiness (WAAAAGH!!!) which, since 1998, has been carrying out detailed objective and scientific research into the quantity and quality of attractiveness of various people.
The most gorgeous and attractive man ever to have lived is the wonderful Peter Phillips, son of the Princess Royal, who is an ABCDEFGH (Amazingly Beautiful Charming Delightful Extremely Fabulous Gorgeous Hunk). He was consistently officially the most attractive man in the world until he was overtaken in May 2008 by the extremely handsome Australian actor Matthew Werkmeister. It is the natural order of things that the middle-aged gradually fade, and are replaced by younger people.
We congratulate the Hunkmeister on his spectacular achievement - and his rapid and meteoric rise from zero to hero in just over a year - and we will always have a special fondness for the long-standing beauty of His Royal Hunkiness, Peter the Great.
WAAAAGH!!! believes that taxpayers' money should be diverted from the National Lottery to reward these various gorgeous hunks for the happiness which is caused by their beautiful bodies, handsome faces, strong lean muscles and deep voices.
Peter Phillips has now been overtaken as the world's most attractive man by Matthew
Werkmeister
(both of them are - deliberately and generously - extremely handsome and attractive)
The extreme gorgeousness, masculinity and athleticism of
Prince William (Will the Wonderful Wombat) and
Prince Harry (Hunky Harry the Cheeky Chappie, Naughty but Nice)
are a credit to the Monarchy, and a great example to young people for the promotion
of self-discipline, hard work, selflessness and public service. In particular, Prince
William's statement on 6th July 2004 in which he expressed doubt about the loveliness of his
deep voice is not only factually erroneous, but also demonstrates an astonishing
level of modesty and selflessness which is out of all proportion to the reality of his
genuine and extreme wonderfulness and generosity.
WAAAAGH!!! considers that it is
a matter of intense frustration that handsome heterosexual young men, like Prince William,
are unable to appreciate the utter wonderfulness of their own deep voices, and a Loony
government will work to invest in the development of scientific advances which will
enable them to become gay on a temporary basis, in order to have the joy and benefit of
such awareness.
The results of objective and scientific research carried out by WAAAAGH!!! have found that the most attractive men in each year have been as follows:
Matthew Werkmeister 209 Peter Phillips 106 Alex Pettyfer 66 James Alexandrou 54 Daniel Radcliffe 51 Gabriel Thomson 42 Prince Harry 37 Kyal Marsh 31 Skandar Keynes 27 Matt Spurr 27 Matt Damon 20 Prince William 18 Amir Khan 9 Gareth Bale 9 Sean Maguire 7 Anthony Ogogo 7 Prince Louis of Luxembourg 4 Liam Payne 4 Sam Clark 3 Pablo Santos 3
Peter Phillips 119 Matthew Werkmeister 81 Kyal Marsh 77 Alex Pettyfer 71 James Alexandrou 48 Prince William 36 Gabriel Thomson 34 Daniel Radcliffe 34 Prince Harry 33 Sam Clark 33 Matt Damon 29 Sean Maguire 19 Pablo Santos 15 Skandar Keynes 15 Matt Spurr 13 Amir Khan 11 Prince Louis of Luxembourg 10 Gareth Bale 6 Rory Jennings 4 Others 5
Peter Phillips 159 James Alexandrou 142 Prince Harry 81 Prince William 59 Kyal Marsh 45 Alex Pettyfer 42 Sean Maguire 37 Matt Spurr 33 Gabriel Thomson 31 Matt Damon 29 Amir Khan 20 Prince Louis of Luxembourg 18 Others 9
Peter Phillips 193 James Alexandrou 140 Matt Damon 64 Matt Spurr 56 Prince William 55 Nick Buoy 54 Prince Harry 43 Sean Maguire 29 John Pickard 26 Gabriel Thomson 12 Others 12
Peter Phillips 297 James Alexandrou 101 Prince William 98 Matt Spurr 69 Nick Buoy 64 Prince Harry 41 Matt Damon 27 Others 44
Peter Phillips 553 James Alexandrou 96 Matt Spurr 56 Nick Buoy 52 Prince Harry 50 Prince William 35 Matt Damon 23 Sean Maguire 17 Prince Hamza of Jordan 10 Others 16
Peter Phillips 412 James Alexandrou 110 Matt Spurr 84 Prince William 54 Prince Harry 39 Matt Damon 31 Sean Maguire 22 Tim Henman 21 Others 50
Peter Phillips 307 James Alexandrou 168 Tim Henman 67 Sean Maguire 65 Prince William 63 Matt Spurr 59 Others 96
Peter Phillips 401 Prince William 109 Matt Spurr 94 Sean Maguire 87 Tim Henman 60 James Alexandrou 58 Leonardo DiCaprio 28 Matt Damon 26 Others 32
Peter Phillips 409 Tim Henman 291 Sean Maguire 85 Leonardo DiCaprio 36 Tom Cruise 16 Others 58
Peter Phillips 492 Sean Maguire 153 Tim Henman 101 Mark Owen 84 Leonardo DiCaprio 35 Others 72
Matt Damon: 8th October 1970
Sean Maguire: 16th April 1976
John Pickard: 2nd November 1977
Peter Phillips: 15th November 1977
Matthew Spurr: 6th September 1981
Prince William: 21st June 1982
Prince Harry: 15th September 1984
James Alexandrou: 12th April 1985
Prince Louis: 3rd August 1986
Gabriel Thomson: 27th October 1986
Amir Khan: 9th December 1986
Pablo Santos: 9th January 1987 to 15th September 2006
Kyal Marsh: 16th August 1987
Sam Clark: 18th October 1987
Anthony Ogogo: 24th November 1988
Daniel Radcliffe: 23rd July 1989
Alex Pettyfer: 10th April 1990
Skandar Keynes: 5th September 1991
Matthew Werkmeister: 30th January 1992