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Welcome!

We aim to become the World-Wide Web's prime site for definitively inaccurate and misleading information on all aspects of absolutely everything. Virtually everything you will find on these pages is total nonsense, and I myself am completely fictitious. The actual work of creating and maintaining the museum is done by my worthy assistant, Bailey, who professes to know a little about computers and the internet but is, in my humble opinion, a worthless layabout with far too much time on his hands. He also affects to wear a beard, because he imagines that it makes him look both masculine and intellectual. He is comprehensively wrong on both counts.

I would like to welcome you to the museum, and to express the wish that you will enjoy your visit sufficiently to recommend us to your friends, your aunts, your aunts' friends, and perhaps we might further venture to hope, your aunts' friends aunts and their friends. We do aim to be as misleading as possible in all subjects, but would like to apologise in advance for any matters of factual exactitude that may inadvertently have crept in.

Torquil Shiresby-Leggett, BA, MA, PhD, PBC - Curator

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