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Some car acronyms that might amuse you.
AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BENTLEY - Beautiful Elegance 'N Total Luxury Engineered Yester-year
BMW - Broken Most Weeks
CITROEN - Can't Ignore Their Really Offensive Engine Noise
FIAT - Fix It All the Time
FORD - First On Rust & Deterioration
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR - Judged Another Great UK Auto Racer
JENSON - Just Experience New Speed Orgasm Now
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MORGAN - Most Owners Rarely Get As New
RENAULT - Replace Every Nut, Axel, Useless Light & Tyre
ROLLS - Really Old, Legendary Luxury & Style
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA - Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
TRIUMPH - The Racing Icon UK Motorists Probably Have
TVR - Traveling Very Rapidly
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless
And another little gem about Japanese banks.
You think it’s bad here; how is the Japanese banking sector faring?
In the last 7 days:-
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut many of its branches.
Karaoke Bank was sold for a song.
Samurai Bank has suffered sharp cutbacks.
Ninja Bank took a big hit but remains in the black.
500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
The staff at Sushi Bank say they got a raw deal and claim something fishy is going on.
And A Few Interesting Thoughts And Questions about Life;-----------
Change is inevitable ---------- except from a vending machine.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy ---------- Other times I let her sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ---------- Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I took an IQ test --------- but I didn't fail.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Diplomacy: The art of saying 'Nice doggy -------- until you can find a brick.
Jesus loves you --------- everyone else thinks you're an arsehole.
Consciousness ----------- That annoying time between naps.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "S" in it?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, ------- do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail and succeed -------- which have you done?
The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Politics is derived from two roots. "Poly" meaning many and "Ticks" meaning
blood sucking parasites
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