Quotable Quotes For The Drinking Man

I like a balanced diet...............A beer in each hand!

There are 2 things that will be believed of any man whatsoever,
And one of them is that he has taken to drink.
(Booth Tarkington.)

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love all year round, madam;
that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
Pierre-Augustin Caron Beumarchais.

‘Tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.
John Seldon.

A drunken mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Anon.

The rapturous, wild and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense.
Henry Sambrooke.

(An Alcoholic) A man you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas.

Best while you have it use your breath,
There is no drinking after death.
John Fletcher.

I desire to end my days in a tavern drinking,
May some Christian hold the glass for me while I am shrinking.
Anon.

We were to do more business after dinner;
But after dinner is after dinner-
an old saying and a true
“much drinking little thinking.”
Johnathan Swift.

Humanity I love you because when you’re hard up
You pawn your reason to buy a drink.
E.E, Cummings.

To suppose, as we all suppose,
that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave,
is like supposing that we could drink all day and keep absolutely sober.
Langdon Smith .

I’m only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
George Bernard Shaw.

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory;
It is one of the happiest marriages on earth,
And one of the shortest lived.
Bernard De Voto.

And the sooner the tea’s out of the way,
The sooner we can get out the gin, eh?
Henry Reed.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.    (Oscar Wilde)

Don't drink and drive, you might spill it.    (Unknown)

A census tester once tried to test me. I ate her liver with some Favor Beans and a nice Chianti.    (Hannibal Lectur)

Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time.    (Catherine Zandonella)

Hard work never killed anyone, but I figured why take the chance.    (Ronald Reagan)

Real Ale fans are like train spotters only drunk    (Unknown)

A woman drove me to drink and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her.    (WC Fields)

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.    (Mark Twain)

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.    (Henry Youngman)

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.    (Benjamin Franklin)

Often Daddy stayed up late working on a case .................. of Scotch.    (Unknown)

When at dinner and supper I drank I know not how of my own accord so much wine that I was almost foxed and my head ached all night. So home.    (Samuel Peppys)

Winston you are drunk.
Bessie you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.  (Bessie Braddock and Winston Churchill)

If I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee.
If I were your husband, I'd drink it. (Nancy Astor & Winston Churchill)