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 This Christmas poem was written by P. King, (someone, I suspect from the Vaults Darts team,) and is not only seasonal, but also about the Rugeley Darts League.
 


 

 

OK SHERLOCK I AM BACK
LETS GIVE A POEM ANOTHER CRACK

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND EVERY PUB
SHOULD TRY REAL HARD TO BEAT THE CLUB

WERE ALL IN THE RACE FOR SECOND SPOT
BUT ARE THE MOD GOING TO STOP THEIR ROT
THEY LOST THEIR LAST GAME, GOT A WHOPPING
ROY BLAMED PLAYERS GOING CRIMBO SHOPPING

PLOUGH 'A' ARE DOING REALLY WELL
BUT WILL THEIR HEADS BEGIN TO SWELL

LIBBYS ARE GIVING IT A REAL TRY
SCOBIES NEVER BEEN SO HIGH

THE CASTLE ARE THE DARK HORSES OF THE LEAGUE
ONE WORD TO REMEMBER 'FATIGUE'
ALL OLD MEN SO WILL THEY SLOW 
BUT FAIR PLAY TO THEM FOR HAVING A GO

THEN THER'S MY LOT DOWN THE VAULTS
ALL GOOD LADS WITHOUT ANY FAULTS

TIME TO GO, HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED MY RHYME
ONE LAST THING TO SAY, ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL
                                               CHRISTMAS TIME!