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 Many thanks must go to the mysterious BARMAN for posting this superb seasonal and very topical poem for the Rugeley Darters.


 

 

 

DARTERS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

ALL IS QUIET ON CHRISTMAS EVE
SANTAS BRINGING RUGELEY DARTERS PRESENTS I BELIEVE
THE UNBEATEN CLUB ARE THE TOP SEEDS
BEST WISHES FROM SANTA IS ALL THEY NEED

LIBBYS IN SECOND WILL TAKE SOME BEATING
SANTAS FITTING THEM UPSTAIRS HEATING
ITS A VOUCHER FOR THE SWAN WHEN XMAS IS OVER
TO APPEAR ON THE POPULAR SIXTY MINUTE MAKEOVER

OVER AT THE MOD EVERYONES SOBER
COUNCIL GETTING SANTA TO BRING THEIR BULLDOZER
ROOF OF THE VAULTS THE SLEIGH DOES NEXT LAND
CHIMNEYS BLOCKED OFF CAUSE SANTA IS BANNED

ITS BOXING GLOVES FOR THE LADS AT THE GLOBE
OR SOME PRE BOUT FRANK BRUNO ROBES
DOWN AT THE MINERS A NEW DART THROW
WHILE SANTA KISSES JACKIE UNDER THE MISTLETOE