This Poem is very definitely one for the Ladies and is rather RUDE so be WARNED!
A
Female version of the Lord's Prayer:
My vibrator,
which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
you bring such fun,
on earth-or is it heaven?
Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams
as i have forgiven those who sold me dud batteries.
Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibrator,
the power and rotation.
for ever and ever.
No men!