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This poem is nothing to do with darts, but is still fun and is topical.

                                        Rudolph The Reindeer.

Rudolph the blue tongued reindeer
Had a very nasty cough
So they put him in a face mask
Wouldn't let him take it off.

All the men from elf'n'safety
Said he couldn't go to town
If he tried to leave the farmyard
They would have to put him down.  

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
Rudolph your blue tongue's so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh?

Though Santa had to wear a seatbelt
Rudolph couldn't pull the sled
They drafted in a team of huskies
And shot poor Rudolph in the head.
                                                                               Ho, ho, ho!