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A Very Short Poem Claimed
To Be By Pam Ayres!!! ???

Down the town one Monday night
I looked in the vaults and what a fright.
There were some ugly men in there
Especially the twins who have no hair.
The rest of the team are an awful sight
Enough to give anyone a fright!

One player was obviously a little offended by this little ditty and decided to write the following reply;-

DEAR PAM AYRES I MUST REPLY
I READ YOUR POEM, IT MADE ME CRY.

YOU SHOULD COME DOWN TO THE VAULTS ONE NIGHT 
A FACE LIKE YOURS WOULD ADD TO THE FRIGHT.

I BET YOU'RE UGLY AND LOOK LIKE A MONG
CAN'T THROW DARTS AND YOUR ARMPITS PONG,

BREATH THAT HUMS AND WALK WITH A LIMP
YOU REALLY ARE A F##KING GIMP.