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Prince Of Wales Team Limericks By Pat Taylor

Captain Billy.
There was a darts captain called Billy
Whose jokes were incredibly silly,
They ranged from Welsh sheep
To tales from the deep
But usually involved someone's willy.

Tam.
There was a darts player called Tam
Whose darts are thrown with a "Wham,"
A formidable Scot
He gives all he's got
And does nay give a dam.

Steve.
There was a darts player called Steve
Who wears his heart on his sleeve,
If the stories are true
He's had quite a few,
That's women, not darts, I believe.

John.
John Gartshore who's part of the team,
Goes fishing for Perch and for Bream.
He's been in the army,
His friends think he's barmy.
When he wins - he's the cat with the cream.

Jim.
Our player called gentleman Jim
Throws 180's just on a whim.
When it comes to the match
A plan he will hatch
And opponents will rarely beat HIM!

Geof.
A lovely dart player called Geof
Claims to be partially deaf.
When his darts go too wide
Himself he will chide
And the swear words will all start with "F."

Martin.
Then there's our player called Martin
Who is well known in Rugeley for dartin',
He will put the world right
And will practice all night
To perfect his finish and startin'!

Ade.
There was a darts player called Ade
Who's overworked and underpaid.
He's slow to disparage,
He works in a garage
And good manners are always displayed.

Alan.
Alan has played darts for years,
So is well known by all of his peers.
He doesn't need drink
For opponents to sink,
He drinks Cola - whilst others drink beers.

Viv.
Our darts secretary called Viv
Will soon have a new place to live.
Moving close to the pub,
The shops and the club,
Just to be with the fella she's WIV!

Pat.
Our sweet little treasurer Pat
Just deals with the subs and all that.
She ignores all the swearing
And the character tearing,
And would play at the drop of a hat.

Limmo Rick is the author of this last little ditty;-

With Monday night darts highly rated,
There's only one thing that's debated,
That it comes as no shock,
When the Prince aren't on top,
The league table's never updated.