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Q - What's the most rock 'n roll thing you've ever done?
A - Probably the other week [at the Jazz Cafe] when I ran over a car. I think I broke my foot and they still haven't sorted it out, it's two weeks now! Also, I took a bale of hay upstairs last night. We were going to make a replica of Pete out of straw but thank God we didn't because I think he would have killed someone, if not himself. [When it comes to being rock 'n roll] I think the others are all ponces to be quite frank!
Alistair puts his rockstar coat on
Alistair gets drrrunk at the Jazz Cafe
He asks Jazzy Jeff for Uncle Phils autograph
Uncle Phil and family. Yesterday.
He comes home and sits on top of Louise in her bed, throws water over her then Alex throws him off the bed.
Alistair next day. He is very very VERY sorry Louise. OK?
