You're Pitiful Lyrics (You're Beautiful Parody by Weird Al Yankovic)

My Life is brilliant

What? Was I too early? I'm sorry, Should I?.. Do ya wanna start over or keep going? OK..

Now? Now?..

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You’re just pathetic
You're always broke
You're homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful, You're pitiful, You're pitiful it's true
Never had a date, that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too, What a bummer being you

Well, you just can't dance, and forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean, as long as you can work that slurpy machine

You're pitiful, You're pitiful, You're pitiful it's true
You're half undressed, eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2, no ones classier than you

La La Laa Laa, La La Laa Laa
La La Laa Laa, Loserrrrrrr

You're pitiful, You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty two
Guess you'll never grow up fool
Well, it just sucks to be you