- Form Follows Function. Don't F*ck About -





Just Been On The news - Kodachrome Is No More!
Oh, Pooh!
I Have Piles Of Raw Kodachrome 40 8mm Cine Film In My Freezer!
Knackers!





Temporary Black And White Site, Keep Looking For Extra Updates!





Someone once said to me...
"You can't choose your familly - but your TRUE friends are the familly you would choose."

I can't remember his name. He was rubbish!





Jof has vacated the control tower, if indeed he ever went up there.

No living person has so perfidiously denied his own gifts - most of which are, incidentally,
comic and exuberant rather than admonitory and bleak.

It may be his just reward, then, to be studied by people who don't find him funny.





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Special FX Software Video Things


Tarbook (Volume 1) - updating
Tarbook (Volume 2) - updating
Tarbook (Volume 3) - updating
Tarbook (Volume 4) - updating

(If you have to ask - then do so!)




Documents From Things Past




Things On Roofs




Things I Ate




How To Cook A Meal
On A Budget Credit Crunch Thing
(VIDEO)
Serves 9000

5 A Day? RUBBISH! You Are Just Showing Off!







Coming Soon...





You can contact me. I'm easy to find.

joffa.smifffREMOVETHISNOW@tiscali.co.uk



Last Updated On The 2nd Of July 2009

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