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cop - to receive something, or an RSPCA inspector.
cosmic -outstanding; exceptional
cushty - great; brilliant.
deadsong - A likely target for attack in the garden.
dipstick - a fool. Usually a kitten or senile old Tom.
elbow - also 'the Spanish fiddler', to end a relationship.
enemy - other cats in the district
Flymo - The ancient art of catching flies and moths whilst avoiding standing up.
Gandhi's revenge - a dodgy stomach caused by blitzing the old Tuna.
heave-ho - another way of saying 'el-bow'
hump - to be annoyed
humpty-dumpty - to perform sexual relations
jacksie - the posterior
jaffa - to be 'seedless' as in infertile, one who 'fires blanks' ie neutered Tom(sob sob)
jubbly - brilliant, great, plateful of the best nosh.
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mutton - deaf, hard of hearing
noofter - a gay Tom
plonker - an idiotic cat
pukka - great, perfect
ruby - Indian takeaway cuisine found round the back of the shop usually.
schtum - to keep quiet, keep a secret.
Schnip - We don't even want to go there. A cross between Shhh and snip.
sort - a bird cat, female, girl, Prrrrrrr.
stoke on trent - another gay Tom
stoolie - Possible pigeon lunch on the horizon.
stone me - an exclamation of anguish, (not an invitation)
stuke - a difficult situation. Cornered by the big ginger psycho next door (the cat not the husband)
this immortal curl - the world
triffic - great, wonderful
twonk - a plonker or dipstick
wally - a twonk, a plonker, or a dipstick
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