1. A cat always hits the litterbox.

2. Better chance of training a cat.

3. You never have to spend time with your cats mother.

4. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

5. You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails.

6. It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

7. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

8. A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.

9. A Cat talks when it has something to say.

10. A Cat has some interest other than football and Drinking.