TOP TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS...

• I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
• Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
• Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
• I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
• Hmmmm.... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
• This looks like a good spot for a nap.
• Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
• Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place.
• If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
• If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss