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1. You flatly refuse to go on holiday because you dont trust anyone enough to look after the poor little thing.
2. You'll gratefully accept 8 inches of bedspace rather than disturb the stretched-out hairy quatermass occupying the other 3 feet ten inches.
3. You cannot possibly leave for work, even though you are on your final warning, if your beloved moggie has not come home from his morning expedition..
4. Your very first job after waking in the morning is feeding the cat.
5. You dont feel even remotely angry at the sight of your newly papered hallway looking like a spidery set from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
6. You are seriously considering adopting another homeless soul even though you regularly watch your favourite TV Program sitting on the floor while the munch bunch are sprawled all over the three piece suite.
7. You regularly buy more cat food even though you have a cupboard full of it back home.
8. You'd rather sit and shiver than move the feline hammock from the radiator.
9. You constantly muse about winning the lottery and starting a cat rescue home.
10. You know deep in your heart that you would save your beloved cat, even though there is every chance you might actually be killed in the attempt.
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