Reprinted from Guardian.co.uk
- SPORT BLOG
Farewell to England's
matchstick man
James Forrester's premature retirement
has robbed the game of a dashing back-row talent. He will be greatly missed.
Detachment
used to be an essential part of press box etiquette. Not so long ago there
was even a specific, if rather sniffy, phrase – "fans with typewriters" –
to describe reporters who did not even attempt to subvert their personal allegiances
when covering, say, Scottish football. The advent of blogging and computer
keyboards has altered all that. Fail to offer an opinion on the hour every
hour seven days a week and people assume you must be ill.
There are certain sports news items, though, which do not so much tug at your
emotions as punch you in the heart. The past few days have yielded two desperately
sad examples. We can only pray that Seve Ballesteros, currently stuck in the
medical equivalent of waist-high rough, summons up the sort of miracle recovery
which was once his trademark. And, while we are on our knees, spare a thought
for James Forrester, Gloucester's erstwhile back-row forward. It is cruel
when anyone has retire at a young age; to see the athletic Forrester chopped
down prematurely is a crying shame.
Those who only glimpsed Forrester a couple of times may wonder what the fuss
is all about. Players retire early all the time and the 27-year-old was hardly
a household name, despite his two England caps. But sometimes statistics tell
considerably less than half the story. They do not take into account the priceless
ability to light up a stadium with one nonchalant flash of skill or speed.
As a kid Forrester kicked goals for his school first XV and had football trials
with Oxford United as a centre-back. He wasn't really built like an international
forward but possessed the hands and footwork of an NBA legend. His knees were
knobbly, his modest demeanour almost apologetic at times but he did things
no England back-row forward has been capable of since Andy Ripley.
Various mental snapshots present themselves: a turbo-charged hat-trick of
tries against Bristol at the Memorial Ground in December 2001, an eye-catching
display alongside James Simpson-Daniel for England against the Barbarians
when Jonah Lomu trailed in the pair's slipstream and the celebratory bird
impressions of his team-mates during last year's Premiership play-offs in
homage to their absent No8 with the impressively prominent nose. Forrester
was always uncomfortably aware he did not resemble the average player. "The
other day I was looking at photos of myself when I first started," he confided
the last time we talked. "It was scary. No wonder I used to get injured a
lot, I was just a stick."
Now, unfortunately, the stick has snapped once too often. The possessor of
what he once called "girly wrists" has suffered yet another serious knee setback
and will be galloping around our fields no more. The good news, if his family
history is any guide, is that he will respond well to his present adversity.
His late grandfather, Major-General Michael Forrester, was awarded two DSOs
and two MCs during the Second World War and played a prominent role in protecting
Crete from the Nazis. "Out of the trees came Capt Forrester in a long yellow
army jersey, waving his revolver in his right hand," read one eye-witness
account. "He was tall, thin-faced, fair-haired, with no tin hat – the very
opposite of a soldier hero. It was a most inspiring sight. The Germans fled."
More recently Forrester junior and his family attended the unveiling of an
eight-foot high memorial in the southern Italian town of Scafati to mark the
65th anniversary of the battle which proved decisive in the Allied forces'
drive through Italy. Maj-Gen Forrester and fellow soldiers of the Queen's
Royal Regiment, together with partisans he had trained, attacked German forces
from behind and cleared mines under the Sarno bridge, saving the town from
a grim fate. "The Nazi commander had his finger on the detonator to blow up
the bridge as my grandfather took it," recounted Forrester. "It saved a lot
of civilian casualties and the whole town would have had to have been rebuilt."
Rebuilding an alternative career will, hopefully, be less stressful. At least,
unlike Ballesteros, his life is not under threat. It is just the rest of us
who must mourn the passing of a shooting star who, under the new experimental
law variation requiring defenders to retreat five metres back from scrums,
might well have come into his own. In common with the former Southampton footballer
Matt Le Tissier, he was an artiste amongst artisans who never subscribed to
the stereotypical norm. Now there is only his great mate James Simpson-Daniel
left. If Sinbad crumples beneath a heavy tackle between now and the autumn
Tests, rugby's new romantic era really will be over.
Robert Kitson.15/10/2008