About Us

Name: Herbie
Does: Guitars and knickers and rapping
Likes: The carbon freezing scene
Hates: I don't get it
Features: Ginge
Excuse: The Hip Hop and Rapping in the House compilation tape from 1987,and its not my fault if they throw them at me.

Name: Roger
Does: Bass and beer and webthings
Likes: Drink, Feck, Arse, Girls, Laurel and Hardy
Hates: just don't get me started...
Features: Gob
Excuse: Well these blokes sold me this bass guitar that I don't know how to work and then I was in this pub....

Name: Percy
Does: Guitar
Likes: Free beer
Hates: Marshall amps
Features: Skinny runt
Excuse: I wouldn't do it if we weren't so popular!

Name: Andy
Does: Drums
Likes: Playing in a rock band
Hates: Not playing in a rock band
Death Move: Rock and Roll ending
Excuse: A big boy did it and ran away

Name: Pete
Does: Standing at the front showing off
Likes: A large single malt, thanks for asking!
Hates: Day job
Special Moves: Hiding under tables
Excuse: A man came in from out of town and his dog ate it!

Biography

Full rambling biography of the band up to the end of 2004 on the next page>>>