“We don’t enter in alone.”
Harem Pilots – Symbiosis
The man can drink sixteen pints a night and still maintain a steady rhythm. Girls, what more could you ask for? This man is a mild manned and charming northeasterner but, be warned, DO NOT piss him off; “He was a twat, so I sacked the bastard!”
When he plays his accordion, people are often heard to say, “wow he can really squeeze his organ!”, when he plays his bass they remark, “I wonder how good he is on the one string?” This dark horse from Sheffield likes to vary his instruments ladies, but unluckily for you he’s a one girl guy.(One girl a night that is)
The life and soul of the party or just plain loud, this man from Reading sings, plays guitar and reams off one liners like there’s no tomorrow (and who says that men can’t multi task?) But this is just the start of the guy’s talent. Unfortunately we’re out of space and it’s before nine o’clock.
M for Mad, moody, magnificent. Procrasta-poole is defiantly a favorite amongst the indy-girl demographic because, as he is always late, they always manage to come first. Phil with his unpredictable hair rocks out harder and louder than anybody currently in the business and rumour has it he posses at least nine ounces of star quality.
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