SPARTAN HAS LEFT LISBON FOR EXERCISE. MEANWHILE EL SPICKO AND HIS MEN ARE ON THE ISLAND
The Captain, the XO [and his pet sheep] arrived at the WT shack to read the signal. The Captain wasn't impressed 'Cos they had to go to Gib'. The XO wasn't impressed because Wales had lost at rugby AGAIN!!.
Spartan surfaced, and steamed off towards Gibraltar for what ever lay ahead of them. Much to the disgust of the other ships in exercise Springtrain.
Admiral El Spicko and his men had landed on the Island unnoticed and had set a trap for all the commando's on the Island. El Spicko had learnt that Marines had a craving for Smarties..
Bert and Bill who were on duty noticed the trail of Smarties and in their excitement woke up the whole camp.
The Marines fell right into the trap, they went berserk with the craving for the Smarties. El Spicko waited for them all to gather together.
Back in Argentina, General Castro GTX is making a public TV
address in 'peasant studios' in answer to Britain's letter telling them to pull
out of the Falklands.
Q: Why is Spartan going to Gibraltar? [As if we didn't know]. Are the Green
beret's really that green?? Will Britain get fu**ed?? READ ON