SO FAR: SPARTAN'S STORED FOR WAR AND ON ITS WAY TO THE FALKLANDS. AND THE CAPTURED BOOTIE'S ARE IN A RIGHT STATE
Pansy Boy Paterson the Platoon 'Pretty Boy' decided he could pick the lock on their cage. The rest just sat around feeling sorry for themselves. Then suddenly the lock clicked and the door was open.
Pansy Boy Peterson did his heroics and jumped the guard whilst his comrades legged it. They made their way to the ammunition store on the far side of the camp. Admiral El Spicko was having his afternoon siesta and heard nothing.
The Booties made it to the Ammo Store and quickly got hold of the weapons they required. They found a mortar and where just sussing out how to use it...when.
The bootie dropped the mortar in panic and it went off blowing up the helicopter. In amazement and 'chuffed to bits' they went off to practice on the beach.
They sussed out how to use the mortar and sank an Argentinian Frigate thinking it was an old wreck..
Admiral El Spicko and his men pounced out of nowhere taking
the booties by surprise yet again.
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