1 - No bloody singing unless it's a group thing and can be construed as ' funny ' to the group, on no occasion can it be of a serious affair.

2 - The club member must wear the T Shirt of honour ( when we get 'em done ) when out tootling, and proclaim that tootling is the way forward.

3 - On run outs individual members must at various times point to things like birds of prey, T rooms, pubs of interest etc.

4 - If any helicopters that are sighted by members other than John or Kev and pointed out, then John or Kev must tut loudly and proceed to say ' that ain't no helicopter! you should've seen the two buggers that attacked us on the Pickering job!!! '

5 - All male members must wear facial hair growth around the mouth region. Any lad who for what ever reasons can't grow the aforementioned, he must wear a false hairy growth being of a home made design. NO SHOP BOUGHT BEARDS ARE TOO BE TOLERATED!!

6 - Any girl/female sporting a facial beard will be ejected from the club

7 - The bladders of all ride out members are to be full to capacity and painful on bumpy road sections. All T rooms/coffee shops are to be fully investigated and cups of liquid refreshment taken at every available opportunity.

8 - The whole group must chuckle and not get stressed out when we get lost. Just go to the nearest T room and inflate the bladders with yet more tea.

9 - No bloody singing - see Rule 1.

10 - All members must be jolly and not to go fast and go by our latin motto ' fastus notus uslot' ( those who tootle see more )