The Saga Continues..
Chapter Three: "ELMO in search of  the DaVinci Cow"

It was a night like any other....
ELMO and his latest girlfriend Ermintrude DaVinci the cow, were walking alone back from the L&M, ELMO was just developing thoughts of snogging Ermintrude when suddenly, she disappeared from sight, "Shit" he cried "stop messing about you silly cow!
He new he hadn't had that much to drink so he worked out a search pattern to find her, two steps forward, one step back... DOH!
It was then he realised that he probably was pissed, or, someone Evil had spiked his drink, after a brief mooch about, he gave up the search and went to bed, safe in the knowledge that he could continue the search in the morning.

Ermintrude meanwhile, had been kidnapped by the Three Evil Stooges: Clive H, Tony P & the ringleader Beverley, codename: Black Mamba, these Evil persons were LCBM members gone Dark.
Beverley, codename: Black Mamba, had read in a bestselling book by Ben Down that the pattern on the back of  Ermintrude  DaVinci  was a Code, and when deciphered, would un-veil an unspeakable horror that would eventually lead to the total destruction of the world... forever!
They were going to ransom the code to the government for 13 million pounds and move to Ibiza..........but,.. they were just... spots.

She then came up with a cunning plan to ransom Ermintrude to Burger King but forgot...  that she was a Veggie and it was against her principles, so they decided to sell her back to ELMO for £18.50p and put the money towards the August trip to Bisley, but little did they know that ELMO couldn't raise the cash anyway because he had blown it all on a Piss-up with the LCBM Shooters & JR the night before.. (Muppet!).

This story nevertheless has a happy ending because The Evil Stooges decided to release Ermintrude anyway, without payment, they couldn't spend another minute in the same room as the silly moo.. because she kept farting, and smelt... like, well, like a cow.., (obviously they weren't that Evil after all..) and ELMO finally got his snog in the car on the way home when Ermintrude jumped on him on the parcel shelf... Mad Cow!!

Ermintrude the Cow appeared courtesy of  Magic Roundabout Productions Ltd...    ...Yea right!

Starring:
ELMO as ELMO
Ermintrude the Cow as Ermintrude DaVinci
with guest appearances by Beverley, Clive H & Tony P.

The Producers would like to thank everyone that was involved in the making of this Adventure,
especially Ermintrude the Cow who was very mooo-ved by her role as the DaVinci Cow...!
and also to mention that ELMO is highly trained and performs all his own stunts.
So we beg you, do not, under any circumstances, attempt these stunts at home!

Photo's by: Bev, Tony P & Clive H, Technical Advisors: Bev & Clive H.
Written, Edited & Posted by: The Devil's Spawn, ELMO lovingly trained by Beverley A.
If these photo's contain any likeness to persons or animals living or dead it's purely coincidental!