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Ray Flacke sent me this video clip of a quarter horse
Q. How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Don’t worry about the changes, they’ll improvise!
Daddy daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a bass player.
Don’t be silly son, you can’t do both!
Paul Chapman [Elliots dad] sent me this one.
Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5, 1 to change the bulb and 4 to hold the lead guitarist out of the light.
How can you tell when there’s a lead singer at the door?
He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in!
U.S.A. Late 50s. Hey look, someone’s holding a guy by his ankles, out of a thirtieth storey window!
Yeah, that’s just Jackie Wilson, renegotiating his contract!
Eamon Donnelly from Bacup sent this one, although Les Sudderick claims it was his gag, and Eamon nicked it!
American guitarist up in front of the Judge, for wife beating. Judge. “First offender?”
Guitarist. “Yessir, then I whupped her with my Gibson, finally drew blood with a Rickenbacker!
More to come. If you have any gags, leave em’ in the Guestbook.
When you see this cloud formation on your way to work, turn around, go back home, and climb back in bed." YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
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