|
|
|
Raymond Humphries
You would always think of old Vidhrio as the
quintessential Englishman. True, his name was Hispanic-sounding enough if we'd
stopped to think about it, but his lean and ascetic appearance, the
well-modulated tones that came from somewhere deep within his tall frame, and
his severe, almost sombre clothing had Home Counties pedagogue written all over
them. Fifty years or more before the time that he actually lived in the Home
Counties, that is. If you had absolutely no imagination you would probably mark
him down as the teacher of Geography at a prep school that was distinctly of
the second rank, which he in fact was. Anyway, we pupils had all but forgotten his real
name. When he'd come to St. Cuthbert's years before as a young man - it was
funny for us to think that old Vidhrio could ever have been young, though in
fact he wasn't so very old then -some bright spark had named him 'Mr. Glass', a
rough translation 1 think it was. Not that you'd see him as brittle or
transparent or anything like that, but the nickname stuck through the years.
Everybody used it. I even gained some notoriety by calling him Mr. Glass to his
face once in my early days at the school. I wasn't being brave or reckless,
just forgetful. He didn't bat an eyelid. He probably thought of himself as Mr.
Glass as well. Our teacher wasn't Spanish at all. 1 found out later
that his grandfather was Portuguese. The family had lived in Chiswick, West
London for two generations past. But genes, or blood, or whatever it is, will
out. That's what I want to tell you about, that day forty years 'Boy,' he said to me in the quad one day - we had a
quadrangle would you believe, complete with a pond and fountains. 'Just a
minute'. I froze. I hadn't been running or even hurrying. I hadn't made a hash
of my geography prep or done anything else to annoy him that I could think of.
How, today, can I convey what St. Cuthbert's was like? If old Glass was fifty
years out of date the school rules and the way the place pretended to be was at
least a century behind its time - this was the nineteen-sixties. I suppose they
could charge larger fees that way. The sixties wasn't the time when things changed for
all of us. The world of popular culture was something that was a million miles
away from St. Cuthbert's. Things did change for me, though, perhaps more
dramatically than they have at any time since, though not in the way you read
about in the newspapers or see on the television. In our school at that time it
wasn't really even done for teachers to talk to pupils in the quad. So you can
imagine the way I was feeling when Glass spoke to me - shocked. 'Boy,' he said again, satisfied that he had the
attention of that part of my scrambled wits that wasn't casting about for
whatever misdemeanour I'd been guilty of. "Tomorrow evening I'm giving a
small - er, party for some chosen pupils. Be at my study at eight o'clock.' He
turned his back and marched off, black gown streaming behind him like some tall
black bird, without waiting for or expecting a reply. That was the way things
were then. For the next day-and-a-half l didn't think of much
else. I was surprised that old Glass had even noticed me, let alone that he
could think of me as a 'chosen pupil'. Thank goodness we didn't have
a geography lesson in between times, or Lord knows how I'd have been able to
get through it. I was glad when at last the evening of the next day came and I
could set off through the dampness of the early March evening towards the
'small party'. I was tingling with excitement. Nothing much ever happened at
St. Cuthbert's, you understand. 'Ah. Come in. You're the last to arrive.' This was
a small enough victory, but it made me feel that the last hour of purgatory had
been worth it. 1 hadn't taken my eyes off the clock for the last half-hour. I looked across to see who
else was among the favoured few. There were only three of them. There was
Martins, thin and worried-looking, and the best part of a foot taller than the
rest of us. He probably looks now something like old Glass did then, I'd guess.
Then there was Foxy - Colin Fox, but we never thought of him as that. Foxy was
chubby and had nervous eyes that kept darting about. His face broke into a
fleeting smile at the oddest of times. He was a bit slow or daft I think, but I
suppose that as long as his parents paid the fees on time that didn't matter at
all. The third boy was Broome, of whom I can't now remember much apart from the
huge strawberry birthmark slap in the middle of his freckled left cheek. It
didn't bother him much, though - or at least it didn't seem to bother him at
that age - and he grinned when he saw me. Broome was the only one that I was at
all friendly with, and I didn't know even him all that well. Fortunately, Glass broke the silence that had
quickly descended on the room. None of we boys knew what we should do or say. 'I expect you'd like some refreshment. What is it
to be? Wine?' Wine?
Jesus! He may as well have offered us opium. Remember, we were only twelve
years old and this was St. Cuthbert's. Fortunately, all four of us managed to
nod assent - the other three went up in my estimation at that moment -and soon
he was pouring steadily into the five glasses that were already on the table. I
can still hear the faint slooping, gurgling sound today I
made a mental note of the name on the bottle. It was Casu da Insua, one
of the wines from the Dao region. I drink it today, when I can get it.
Of course, I recognise that it's inferior to Nuits St. George, or a good
bottle of Pomerel, or even a good many cheaper wines, but I suppose
we're all condemned to trying to recapture the jewels of our youth - first
sexual experience, first sip of alcohol and so on. Anyway, now you know why I
drink Dao sometimes. That
first taste of wine was a disappointment. I think it was a disappointment to
all of us. I had been expecting a sweetish, honeyed taste. I suppose I had been
influenced by all the songs and the poems, and the tantalising look of the wine
in the glass: rich and red, and holding a liquid promise that it never quite
delivers. It was quite a surprise to feel the slightly acidic, strong flavoured
stuff on my tongue. But
I stuck to my task. We all did. Soon our teacher was emptying another bottle
into five glasses, and we were drinking a little faster than before. I'm fairly
sure that we had another glass after that, or maybe even two, but the truth is
that I don't know exactly how much wine we drank that night. The world was a
warmer, less wearisome place but it was becoming more out of focus too. There
was a lot of conversation. Foxy chirruped in his high nasal tone and Broome
sounded very adult and wise to me. Even Martins and Mr. Glass
joined in sometimes, and seemed less forbidding than usual. "I think you'd better go back to your rooms
now,' said Mr. Glass in a voice that echoed strangely above our little crowd.
'It'll be lights out in a quarter-of-an-hour and I can't help thinking that
some of you have had one glass too many.' There was a slight note of panic in
his voice as he said this. It was as if, belatedly, he realised that he had
gone just a bit too far. He wasn't looking at me when he said this, but at
Foxy and Broome, who were swaying quite comically by this time. My head was
clearing: you would say that I was already developing a taste for the demon
drink. Martins seemed much the same as he had been an hour or so before. That was the last I saw of Mr. Glass. Before long I
wouldn't see the other boys again, either. We found ourselves in the grounds of the school.
Broome and Foxy were staggering about, but Martins and I managed to get them
home - we all lived in separate dormitories. We had a close call, or what may
have been a close call - it might just have been coincidence - when Foxy
stopped to vomit copiously and noisily into some flower beds at the same time
that a light went on in the headmaster's residence. It was probably no more
than a coincidence, but I can still remember that moment - absolute terrified
hush except for Foxy's death rattle, which seemed so loud to the rest of us.
Otherwise our journeys were quite without incident, though in my memory they
lasted a very long time. The journeys were unreal seeming, but without
incident. I don't remember whether Martins saw me home
or I saw Martins home - maybe we did both things. That wouldn't surprise me. The very next afternoon I was removed from St
Cuthbert's. There was a financial crisis at home. Not our first and by no means
our last, but certainly the biggest so far, and I was at an age when I could
begin to understand what it meant. The end of my private education was nothing
like the disaster it sounds. St. Cuthbert' s was at best a mediocre school and
the headmaster of the state school I went to within a few weeks at least
realised what century we were in, and showed more interest in school books than
cash books. A couple of months later I heard from a former
schoolmate - my last contact with anyone from the school - that old Glass had
left St. Cuthbert's in a hurry and under some mysterious dark cloud. I know
what you're thinking. But I just can't imagine Glass at the centre of some
scandal of paedophilia, however neat it would make this story. My family's
financial crisis would have saved me from the dark fate in the nick of time.
That would be a highly moral tale if ever there was one. I just can't picture old Glass passionately kissing
that strawberry birthmark, or wrestling Foxy onto the bed after a few glasses
of Vinho Tinto and having his wicked way with him. Every time I try to
do that the images are cartoon-like and just make me laugh. Sorry. No, I happen
to think that old Glass was just desperately lonely and picked on us as some
unlikely drinking companions. St. Cuthbert's, Glass, the night I had my first
taste of alcohol, and Foxy becoming intimately acquainted with
some daffodils simply faded into the background of my memory over the years. Until last week, that is. I happened to glance at
the deaths column in one of the broadsheets. I tore the piece out. Here it is: 'Glass,
Jorge. Peacefully in his sleep after a short illness at Ickenham, Middlesex.
Survived by a loving widow Maria and a fond daughter Luisa.' Glass, notice,
not Vidhrio. He must have accepted the inevitable and changed his name. But
Jorge and not George - that would be just like him. And when did the wife and
daughter come in? Perhaps leaving St. Cuthbert's was the making of both of us. It may have been a coincidence but I'm convinced
this was my old teacher. He'd have been about eighty-five or ninety. A 'good
age' as they say, but not the relic from near-Medieval times that he was in
some dark comer of my memory. Anyway, I opened my last bottle of Casa da
Insua on the strength of it. And do you know what? Just for a minute it
tasted as sweet as honey. |
|