A/N: Thanks Ironbear for the idea.
FIC: MC 54. Jun ‘02 A Blitz In Time (1/?)
The Capital Hotel, Little Rock, Arkansas
Xander groaned as his cell’s insistent ring dragged him out a very fulfilling and spiritually uplifting dream where Faith relented and joined him in a five person orgy involving him, her, Lara Croft, Sydney Fox, and Sara Pezzini.
"This better be good," he mumbled as he reached blindly for the phone. Snatching it up, he rolled up onto the side of the bed, rose, and answered as he strode to the bathroom, leaving his slumbering girl-friend behind. "Hello Lorne."
"Well don’t you sound sunny?" the red-horned demon commented, the noise of whatever club in his increasing empire the demon was in clearly audible in the background.
"I’m never sunny this time in the morning," Xander grunted as he sat on the edge of the bath. "I hope you’ve rung for something important."
"Oh yes," the background silence died, indicating the head of the Brotherhood’s intelligence network had moved into an inner office, "not world-threatening no, but important nonetheless."
"Oh yes?" Xander’s brow furrowed at the club-owner’s portentous tone. "Let’s hear it?"
"In all the states where you’ve set up units, the deaths from vampire and demons are falling by fifteen to twenty-five percent." Lorne paused. "But there’s a problem, in the states that don’t have Brotherhood units – Texas, Mississippi, Minnesota, Kansas, and the like, the death tolls are rising. Demons and vamps from Brotherhood-guarded states are fleeing there, and the demon-hunters there aren’t organised, don’t have your resources behind them. Putting it plainly, the hunters are being over-run, and the vamps and unfriendly demons are living large, figuring you won’t notice them."
When Lorne started talking, a cold emptiness had formed in his belly, but as the discussion continued, the coldness turned to a burning rage. "Do they now?" he growled as the demon finished. He’d have to teach the error of their ways, that no matter if the Brotherhood had an unit in the area or not, no demon or vampire could ever sleep soundly at night.
Already a plan was forming, a ruthless bloody plan that would wreck mayhem through the cities that demons thought free from his influence, but would also put them squarely in the firing line.
Again. His lips tugged up in a reluctant smile as he realised it was hardly an unique experience for him and his companions. "Lorne," Xander’s tone betrayed none of his inner amusement, instead it was cold, precise, "I want the dozen most affected cities in North America, include Canada, together with details of the most notorious demon hangouts in them."
"Ah," suddenly the effusive club owner was restrained, subdued by his tone.
"That’ll take time"
"You’ve got forty-eight hours," Xander replied before pausing. "And thanks for bringing this to my attention."
"Oh yes," the demon muttered, "I’ll get my reward in heaven, me, Ol’ Blue Eyes, and The King singing acappella."
* * *
"So," Faith yawned, "what’s the big rush?" She rubbed at her eyes as she glared around their bedroom, as if blaming everyone and not just Xander for awakening her from her slumber.
Slumber, hell, in her dream her and Blade had been gettin’ it on in ways that broke every public decency law on the books.
"Yeah," Kennedy looked almost as pissed as she felt. "What couldn’t wait ‘til morning?" The potential paused. "Later morning?"
"Lorne just rang me," Xander scowled. Man, Faith had been so annoyed at being woken, she’d not noticed just how pissed her man was. Shit, these days small armies ran in the opposite direction when Xan looked like this. "Apparently, vampires and demons are migrating to areas where we don’t have groups and running wild."
"So we’re going on a recruitment drive?" Tara guessed.
"No," Faith blinked when Xander shook his head. That’d been her guess too.
"We’re going to the worst hit areas to give a lesson."
Faith groaned inwardly as Kennedy spoke. "A lesson?"
"That it doesn’t matter where you are, how safe you think you are, we can get to you." Xander looked towards her. "Faith, I want you to ring Mr. Stark and ask him to loan a company jet, we’ll be hitting six targets in a week, so we can’t do it just by car." Faith bit her protest and just nodded, when mule-head was in this sorta mood arguing was just a waste of time. "Tara, I want you to check your magical supplies – make sure you have everything you need for offensive, defensive, and healing spells. Kennedy," Xander looked towards the potential, "I want you to ring Yaz," the potential groaned, "and get everything we need for a war. Oh, and I want four chameleon suits, but with the invisibility disabled, I want people to recognise who we are and know there’s no way they can stop us."
"Okay," the potential nodded, "what do you want me to get?"
"Like I said, everything."
* * *
Tony glanced up from his inspection of the company accounts at the distinctive ring of his emergency phone. Grateful for the interruption to the tedium of paperwork, he grabbed the phone. "Hello?"
"Hey Ton."
Tony smirked as he recognised the distinctively husky voice of one of the girls he considered his children. "Hey Faith, how are you doing?"
"Sweet as hell," the brown-eyed beauty drawled. "I was ringin’ to ask for a little favour."
"All you need to do is ask," Tony replied.
"Xander’s got a wicked hard-on-."
Tony groaned. "I believe you kids use the term ‘TMI’."
"Ha!" Faith snorted. "Not that sort, well sometimes. No, he’s found out that vamps are fleeing cities where the Brotherhood are based and going to cities where we don’t have teams, making them their own private feeding grounds. Xander’s figurin’ to hit the worst of the cities real fast, pound the shit out of the cities’ most notorious clubs in a week. To do that, we need to borrow a jet."
"A jet’s a little favour?" he verbally sparred with the brunette.
"Don’t know," the Slayer shot back, an undercurrent of humour in her tone, "is
saving your life a little favour?"
Stark grinned at the brunette’s quick-witted response. "Where are you?"
"Little Rock," Faith replied.
"My pilot and plane will be will you in six hours."
"Thanks, Ton."
* * *
Buzz! Buzz!
Yaz scowled as the warehouse’s intercom cut through the musical stylings of 50 Cent. "Yeah?" he barked, lifting his welding glasses and looking towards the intercom unit set in the wall. "I thought I said I didn’t wanna be disturbed today?"
"Sorry sir," the A-Team receptionist spoke, one of those wanna-be models Lyle had hired, "but you’ve got a call from the Mithras Quartet, Ms. Lucas specifically."
Ms. Lucas? Oh yeah, Yaz smirked as he remembered the cute brunette the witch
had scored. "Put her through."
"Yaz?" The young woman’s voice was stiffly polite, which he supposed was one up from the Slayer’s barely contained hostility. It seemed he had a negative effect on his boss’ harem. "We need a re-equipping."
"Okay," Yaz opened his palm pilot. "What do you want?"
"Um, Xander gave me a list." He heard the crinkle of paper. "Yeah, two hundred magazines for Xander’s Desert Eagles. Eight hundred mags for our H&K USPs. Six hundred mags for our MP5s, and Xander wants fifty cartons of speciality incendiary, door busters, explosive, and spread-shot rounds for his Mossberg."
"Damn," Yaz raised an eyebrow, "when you said you wanted a re-equipping you weren’t kidding. Need any hand to hand stuff?"
"Yes," the potential decided, "six dozen holy-water hollowed stakes."
"Okay," Yaz looked around, "explosives?"
"No, there’s nothing on the list."
"We have something new in, an invention of Blade’s armourer, Whistler, UV grenades."
"What are they?" queried the potential.
"Grenades that release daylight across a space of about twenty-five yards,"
clarified Yaz. "Incinerating any vampire in the area."
"Sound good, send us forty."
"Okay," Yaz made the note in his palm pilot. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, Faith wants ten new teakwood throwing daggers, and Xander wants four Chamelon suits with the invisibility chip turned off."
"Turned off?"
"Yeah," Kennedy laughed. "He says he wants them to see us coming and know they can’t do anything about it."
"Rrrrright," Yaz raised a pierced eyebrow. He wasn’t the most perceptive man in
the world, but if he was to guess, Harris sounded real pissed. " And where do
you want this armoury sending to?" He wrote the address down. "They’ll be with
you tomorrow afternoon."
* * *
"Okay," Xander looked around the recently booked conference room, "is there any sign of bugs?"
"There’s insects?" Faith smirked at his look. "Ah come on, that joke never gets old."
"There’s nothing," Tara said rather more seriously.
"Great," Xander nodded at the witch. "Lorne got back to me with the information
I asked for." He passed around a folder. "Those are the twelve biggest open
cities in the US. and Canada. Of them, we’re gonna hit Philly, Dallas, Montreal,
Houston, Washington DC., and Albuquerque in that order."
Faith pouted, brow furrowing. "This don’t make sense," the brunette bombshell complained. "San Antonio is the fourth biggest city on the list but you missed it. And Toronto has more vampire problems than Montreal. Hell, Milwaukee’s the only city with less problems than Albuquerque, why not include some of the bigger cities?"
"The order doesn’t make sense," Tara added. "We could cover all cities in far less air miles."
"The answer to both questions is the same." Xander grinned. "Both the city selection and order is completely random because I don’t want anyone to be able to predict just where we’re going to turn up next." Xander paused. "I’ll brief you on the specific targets upon arrival in each new city. Until then, I’d suggest getting some shut-eye. We’re in for a hectic week."
"Ain’t it always that way?" Faith moaned.
FIC: 54. Jun ‘02 A Blitz In Time (2/?)
Philadelphia
Faith whistled as she looked around, noting the many skyscrapers, towers, and huge factories as they drove through the busy city, the sun setting as the commuters hurried home. Her eyes narrowed as their car drove past a row of rowhouses, the housing style that had originated in Philadelphia and was called ‘Philadelphia Rows’ throughout the rest of America. "So," Faith turned to Xander, "ya gonna tell us about the first target?"
"Sure," Xander said, her boyfriend’s face setting itself into a purposeful
scowl. "The first place is in ‘West Philly’, it’s called ‘Cages’."
"Cages?" queried Tara.
"Yeah," Xander’s scowled deepened. "It’s a single storey brownstone in one of the roughest neighbourhoods. The owner has a real unique attraction - half a dozen cages dangling from the ceiling with naked girls in them. And the girls don’t get to go home at the end of the night."
"Nice," Faith commented, her stomach churning as she struggled to hold back vomiting. Xander’s explanation only confirmed her opinion that demon scum wasn’t that much different from the human version. "I suppose we’re gonna rescue the girls?"
"That’s one mission priority," Xander confirmed, "the other is scaring the shit out of everyone in the club. Remember, even if it looks human in this club, it probably isn’t. Even if it is, being in this place makes him or her a bad person, so if anyone even blinks, don’t hesitate, just blow them away."
"How are we going to get access?" asked Kennedy.
"That’s up to your girl-friend," Xander replied. "Can you levitate us down through the roof skylight?"
"Ah," Tara paused. "I can’t come with you if I do levitate us through. You
see, it might seem like the same thing to levitate you all down as it is to
levitate myself, it’s a slightly different type of concentration to do the spell
for yourself than it is for other people."
"’Kay, now my brain hurts." Xander chuckled. "Is that a yes?"
"Uh, yes," the witch flushed. "But I can’t come with you."
"Okay," Xander nodded.
* * *
The four of them crept through West Philly’s rundown neighbourhoods, the air of dereliction and despair heavy in the air as they stalked through the shadows leading to the rear of ‘Cages’. The club was low, but wide, shrouded in grim shadows and its drab walls shaking under the onslaught of 80s power ballads.
Faith pursed her lips, so now there were two reasons to kill the club owner,
crappy music and enslavement.
Stopping at the club’s rear wall, they shot grappling hooks up onto the roof, and pulled them tight before climbing up the wall, walking up it as they pulled themselves up on the rope. Reaching the roof with little effort, they crawled across to the skylight.
"Shit," Faith muttered as she peered at the dusty skylight, "lucky sis ain’t comin’, it’d be a hell of a fit for four of us."
"Are you saying I’m fat!" hissed Tara.
"Ain’t touchin’ that one," Faith muttered, she might be fool-hardy, but her mom
had knocked the idiot out of her years ago.
Xander passed the glass-cutters to Kennedy, "You cut, I’ll take the glass. While we’re doing that you get the spell ready, Tara." Xander grinned at her and winked. "Try not to aggravate the grown-ups, Faith."
Faith glared at her man as the others worked in practiced silence. The moment the glass was removed, Tara spoke in a whisper. "Fast down and soft stop, right?"
"For god’s sake don’t get it the wrong way round," Faith snarked. "That would be fuckin’ embarassin’."
Tara smiled sweetly. "I can guarantee nothing will go wrong," a heartbeat’s pause. "With Xander and Kennedy."
Faith winked at her sis. "Kitty’s got claws."
"As much as I enjoy a good old-fashioned American-values cat fight, we have a mission to complete," Xander interrupted as he pulled off his trenchcoat, revealing that beneath it, he was wearing double shoulder-holsters containing a pair of Mossberg 590s, a cross-draw holstered Desert Eagle on his left hip, and a broadsword and a battle-ax criss-crossed on his back.
All in all, Faith felt undressed with just her pair of H&K MP 5 on both her hips and sword on her back in addition to a bandolier of stakes across her chest. ‘Course she was sorta a living weapon, but still. "Let’s do this."
* * *
The club was so smoke-filled that nobody noticed them at first, which was good, ‘cause Faith was real busy inspecting the bar. If you ignored the actual clientele, the bar was an average, if scummy bar, complete with smoke-filled atmosphere, peeling wallpaper, a well-stocked bar at the far end, and tragically unhip music booming out of crackling loudspeakers, all sorts of strobe lighting illuminating the terrified looking naked beauties dancing in their cages.
Of course the hooting and hollering customers were a little different in
looks if not attitude. A group of horned Fyarls sat at one table wedged against
a far wall, next to a bunch of Fell Brethen who were splitting their gazes
between their fellow demons and the caged dancers. Another table was occupied by
spiked Brachens and another taken up by Frcotors, the rest of the tables in the
largely full bar were taken up either by vampires or unrecognisable demons.
"Take the vampires first."
Faith nodded at Xander’s mutter as their feet touched the threadbare carpet. Her MP5s trained on the nearest table, the bullets spitting out, tearing through the three vampires, the vampires shuddering with the impact of the incendiary rounds and bursting into dust.
Xander’s shotguns boomed out even as Faith moved her guns to the next table of vampires, and shredded them as they rose. "We’re the Mithras Brotherhood," Xander smirked. "And you demons are seriously fucked." Xander glanced at her and Kennedy in turn. "Cover me." Demons parted before Xander as he strode through the now hushed bar. "I’ve heard that demons are saying a lot of things recently." Xander came to a halt by the bar, his hand coming up and staking a vampire from behind. "That Philadelphia is a free town, just because this state doesn’t have a Mithras Brotherhood unit that you don’t have to look over your shoulder. I think," Faith could sense rather than see her boy’s smile, but she knew it was there nonetheless, "our visit here disproves that notion. It doesn’t matter where you are, we’ll get to you."
The three-headed bartender reared back when Xander turned to him. "Lower and
open the cages, and fast."
The single eye in each of the three-heads widened at Xander’s instruction..
"B…but-."
"You Drei demons are odd creatures aren’t you?" Xander interrupted. "Cut off one head and it hurts like hell, but it’ll re-grow. Take all three though-."
"They’re lowering, they’re lowering," the demon squealed, the heads on the
demon’s long necks, nervously bobbling up and down.
Xander nodded before turning to a table-filled of purple-cowled men. "You, you’re The Purple Path sorcerers aren’t you? Lose the capes."
"Our capes are-." One of the men started to rise only to fall backwards when a shot from Xander’s shotgun took his face off in a spray of blood.
"The source of your magic, enchanted with your spells, I know, that’s why I’m
taking them," Xander’s shotgun glided over the stilled-to-silence mages. "I
don’t like necromancy. Move." The table’s mages quickly stripped out of their
capes. "Kennedy cover the girls with these capes."
"Do I have to-."
"Now is not the time," Xander smiled darkly. "Just get the girls covered up
and remembered your girl-friend the kick-ass witch is watching."
"Gee," Kennedy pouted as the cages hit the floor and their doors swung open, the
frightened girls stumbling out, wide eyes looking around, "spoilsport."
"Ken, take the girls out," Xander ignored Kennedy’s jibe, "and anyone gets in your way, blow their head off."
Xander smiled around the hushed club as Kennedy exited. "Remember what you saw here people, and pass on the word. No matter where you are, make a big enough noise and we’ll coming looking for you."
"If those cages get filled again, we’ll be back and I’ll burn the place down with you in it," Faith warned as they followed Kennedy out of the club.
* * *
Faith turned to Harris once they’d dropped off the girls at the nearest police station. "That was wicked fun, who’s ass to we get to kick next?"
"Decedent Delights," Xander replied.
"Decedent Delights?" Faith snorted. "And there was I thinkin’ I was more than
enough woman for any man."
"Oh you’re more than enough woman for a battalion of men," Xander replied.
"Thanks," Faith snorted again, "I think."
"But what is Decedent Delights?" Tara queried.
Xander’s face stiffened. "’Bout as scummy place as you can get, part vampire brothel where vampires can screw human whores and humans can screw vampire whores."
"Ugh, gross!" Faith’s nose wrinkled. Bad enough, than Buff boffed demons for free, now there were freaks who paid for the ‘pleasure’?
"That’s not the worst of it," Xander continued in a grim tone. "There’s also an Orpheus den."
"A what?" Faith queried.
"Orpheus is a mystical drug that is highly potent and intoxicating," Tara replied. "It’s mostly used by demons but some humans use it. In the case of a human using it they mean to get high and vampires feed on them to get the same effect. The effect is like a heroin high. Too much Orpheus can result in a coma or even death."
"Gross again," Faith sniffed. "What’s the mission objective."
"Kill all the vamps, leave the humans." Seeing her mouth open, Xander shook his head. "We’re not a charity, we defend those who can’t defend themselves, not those who chose to indulge."
Faith shrugged, not happy about the decision, but it was Xander’s call. "Five by five."
Eventually they parked up in Cedar Park, outside a three storey Georgian-style building with wood outer walls and a lushly green lawn in front of it and a twenty-foot long mosaic tiled path leading to its front porch guarded by a couple of no-necks in suits.
"This the place?" Faith queried as they climbed out of the van Xander had hired for their night.
"No," Xander grinned at her, "I brought you here for the prize winning
architecture."
"Smart ass," Faith cast the building a studiously casual look, stiffening
slightly at what she saw. "You realise they’re both vamps?"
"Yep," Xander smirked at her before pulling a silver, tennis-ball sized globe out of the Always Pocket, "that’s why I thought this place would be perfect to road-test Blade’s UV grenades." Xander clicked on the timer before flinging in an underarm position.
The globe arced down the path, landing between the bewildered but wary-looking vampires’ feet. Daylight flashed in the middle of the night, both vampires disappearing in a cloud of dust and screams.
"Guess they work," Kennedy commented.
"Guess they do," Xander agreed as they started up the path, Faith to his right,
Kennedy on the other side, and Tara trailing behind. "Faith will you open-." One
kick sent the thick oaken door swinging off its hinges and crashing onto the
hallway’s lush red carpet. "The door for me?"
"Good idea," Faith snarked, "I’ll get right on it."
Xander smirked at her before dipping his head in. "I’ll take the hallway to the left, the rest of you clear the upper floors."
The moment her boy-friend stepped through the entrance way, a vampire lunged at him from the left only to disappear in a dust-cloud when his broadsword slashed through its neck.
"Five by five," Faith nodded towards the ornate-railed staircase. "Come on
girls."
* * *
The shotguns bucked in Xander’s hands as he kicked open the first cubicle, blowing away the male and female vampires standing over the knelt drug user, their dust falling over the tiny blonde who’d been knelt between them. "You need to get-." Xander’s voice trailed off as he belatedly registered the vacant look in the addict’s eyes. "Forget it." Shaking his head, he turned to leave, people might accuse him of having a white knight complex, but in the real world there were some people you couldn’t help no matter how much you tried.
Sad reality, but he wasn’t a bleeding heart. Sometimes people had to take responsibility for their own actions.
Spinning on his heel, he strode out of the cubicle and shot at the vampire coming out of the room opposite, shotguns jumping in his hands as he turned it to dust. Kicking the door open, his eyes slid over the moaning junkie, satisfying himself it was otherwise empty before moving on down the corridor.
The doors just ahead and to the right and left burst open, vamped out demons coming out of both. Xander dropped an UV grenade on the ground between them, the resulting sunlight dusting both of the monsters.
Xander smirked at the consternation that he heard coming from the other cubicles. He might not be able to help everyone, but he could slay vampires.
* * *
Faith was three steps from the top of the stairs when a screaming, well-dressed chick vamp in her late thirties leapt over the banister rail at her. "Get out!"
"I’m stayin’." Faith caught the vamp in mid-air, twisting at the waist to fling her away and onto the banister rail to her left. "You can go." Faith tried for a quick staking, but the vamp blocked her, catching her with a right to the jaw that snapped her head back. "Shit!" she tasted her own blood in her mouth as she ducked under a follow-up haymaker to attempt another staking, the demon catching her wrist in her hand. Faith smoothly anticipated the move, leg-sweeping the demon’s legs from under her, her stake entering the demon’s chest as it hit the steps. Looking up as the vampire dusted, she saw her friends had already charged up the steps.
"Crap," she muttered, "they got a head start on the vamp slayin’. Sly bitches."
* * *
Xander had just strode out back into the hallway when Faith and the others hurried down, muttering arguments about who’d killed the most vampires. "Let’s go."
"We finished here Xan?" Faith queried.
Xander shook his head. "No, we’ve one last stop."
* * *
The doors to the underground gambling club burst open. The players in the high-stakes poker game, a vengeance demon, two cloaked mages, Philly’s Master Vampire, a Sharvin demon, and an Ethros demon had a half-second to look up at him stood at the top of the half a dozen steps that led down into the pit. And then Xander’s two anti-personnel grenades landed in the centre of the round table, knocking over the pot.
The building shook to the explosion, arid smoke stinging Xander’s eyes and pounding his ears as bits of the room’s occupants splattered the walls. "Now," he backed out of the doorway, eyes fixed on the destruction he’d just wrought, "we’re finished with Philly."
FIC: 54. Jun ‘02 A Blitz In Time (3/?)
"Whooo," Faith whistled through her teeth as she peered through the private jet’s window, definitely the way to fly what with the spacious surroundings, comfortable seats, and five star service, "there’s some skyscrapers out there."
"In Dallas they build them big," Xander commented.
"Yeah," Faith nodded, eyes fixed on the nearing skyline, "I can see that."
"We’re going to get something to eat before the violence starts though?" Kennedy queried. "I’ve got a yearning for some Tex-Mex." The potential shrugged at the others’ look. "Hey, I’m a growing teen, not like you oldsters."
"Yeah, you’ve definitely got some expanding borders there, titch," Faith snarked.
* * *
"Jesus," Faith shook her head as they drove through West Dallas. The area’s dilapidated buildings and general air was disturbingly reminiscent of the neighbourhood she’d grown up in. And that was a place she really didn’t like reminding of. "Demons are more nervy than I thought if they hang in this hellhole."
"Makes sense though," Tara commented as Xander drove past a pair of
mini-skirted hookers who looked to be around five years younger than them, a
tinted-windowed sedan doing what looked to be a drug deal on the far corner. "If
there’s one place the police aren’t going to come without a real good reason
it’s here."
"You can say that again," Faith wrinkled her nose at the stench of decay.
"If there’s one place the police aren’t going to come without a real good reason it’s here," Kennedy obediently parroted as the car pulled up across the room from a flat, one-storeyed building between two crumbling tenement blocks, the featureless building about the only one they hadn’t seen with graffiti on it for about ten minutes, rap music shaking its walls.
"Whoever said you were funny," Faith paused, "kick them for lyin’." Faith looked
towards Xander. "How are we gonna play this one?"
"See how it has a glass front?" Xander queried, nodding towards the bar’s tinted window, "figure you can throw a tyre-iron through it?"
"Through here?" Faith snorted. "Don’t care if it’s bullet-proof, it’s going down."
"Our brave hero," snarked Kennedy.
Faith ignored the brat as Xander pulled out bunch of weaponry, in particular
passing Kennedy and Tara a pair of UV grenades each as well as a tire iron and a
UV grenade for her. "The moment the window’s shattered throw them in." Xander
looked back at her as her boy-toy passed her her favourite short sword,
Berretta, a bandolier of stakes, and a pair of holstered shotguns. "Don’t move
until you see me take down the vamp on the door."
"Here’s a question," Tara queried, "why do demon clubs use vamp security? There’s a lot of demons stronger than vampires."
"Yeah," Xander agreed as he started to open his car door, "but vampires look
human, other demons don’t. See you soon."
Faith watched as her boy-friend strode across the hushed road, his
pump-actions coming up to blow the demon away before it even had chance to vamp.
"That’s my boy, he ain’t flashy, but he gets the job done."
"Hey, you can get that on a greeting card now," Tara joked as they climbed out
into the road.
Faith smiled briefly before bringing her arm back, holding for a split-second as she aimed and then swinging her arm forward and releasing. The tyre-iron shot through the dark air, its shape making for an ungainly flight, but Faith didn’t give a crap about that as it hit the window dead centre, cracking it, and flying through, the cracks quickly spreading across the window. "All yours girls," Faith said as she grabbed her UV grenade and pitched it through the weakened window, her friends hurriedly following suit.
A half-second later and the club seemed to flash yellow, startled screams briefly cutting into the rap music as the club’s vamps went puft.
"Time to deliver our message," Faith said as she started across the road, her
friends flanking her. "Let’s make believers out of what’s left."
* * *
Everyone in the dark arts shop hit the ground as a fireball wooshed through the now non-existent door and crashed into the far wall, setting on fire the black arts volumes stacked on the cabinet stood there. Cxal Singh’s mouth opened in a protest that died unspoken when the fireball’s wielder entered.
"Tara McClay," he mumbled as he fell to his knees in terror, the witch’s
notorious and very well-armed companions following behind.
"I don’t like the dark arts," Tara conjured another fireball. "I think you’re out of business."
* * *
Faith crashed through the doors, ducking under the demon’s left to deliver a blow to the demon’s gut before launching herself into a spin-kick that the demon discouragingly batted away before hooking across its own body and into her side. "Son of a bitch!" Faith grunted as air gusted out of her body.
Ignoring the pain, she snatched and hooked the demon’s leg before it could pull away and twisted, flinging it from her, the demon falling it to the ground. It was half-way to its feet when a shot rang out, snapping its head back in a gory display of blood-letting.
Faith turned and looked at Tara, the automatic smoking in her sis’ hand. "Who the fuck turned you into Annie Oakley?"
"It’s a Mohra," Tara explained, "the only way to kill it is by shattering the
emerald in the centre of its forehead."
"Kay," Faith nodded thoughtfully as she looked down at the demon’s corpse, a gaping hole in the top half of its head. "Guess he’s dead then."
Faith’s stomach churned as she looked around the hushed hall, eyes flitting over most of the vast hall crammed full of a variety of cerebral-like rather than thuggish demons who were now eyeing her and Tara with varying degrees of nervousness. "I don’t know who bought you for sale, but I’ll have you," one demon was dumb enough to step towards her, his lobster-like pinchers snapping, "not the mage though, they’re too much trouble to tame."
Faith blinked. This douche-bag thought she was part of the sale? Her sword came up and sliced the demon’s head off in a spray of yellow ichor. "Way out of your price league, dude." Faith’s amusement died as her eyes stopped at the raised stage to the back of the hall with an auction block, a six-armed demon, and a cage filled with frightened-looking humans.
And then Xander and Kennedy entered through the back, Kennedy’s shotguns covering her side of the hall while Xander started up the stage stages. Faith shook her head as a Morha made to block her boytoy’s ascent and got the front of his head blown off as payment. "They never learn," she muttered then winced as Xander drew a broadsword and went about hacking off the auctioneer’s hands. "Jesus," she shuddered as Xan stepped up to the action block, standing in a pool of the still thrashing auctioneer’s blood. As a lesson it wasn’t pretty, but it was effective.
"You buy humans for whatever reason, torture, slaves, sacrifices," Xander shook his head. "It stops now. Today, I’m going to content myself with just killing the staff of this fine establishment. If I find any of you have a human slave after today though." Xander paused. "The stampede for the exit starts now."
* * *
The detectives rose as they entered the wrecked club, broken tables and chairs littering the floor, scorch marks and bullet holes in the walls, and shattered glass crunching underfoot, yet not a sign of physical evidence unless one counted the very odd dust piles scattered across the floor.
"Hodges," a portly yet hard-faced man in a crumpled suit rose, "thanks for coming."
"No problem," his host smiled. "When you said it was odd, I brought a guest, a
guest speaker at that Forensics Convention in town, Gil Grissom, of the Las
Vegas CSI unit. A real expert."
Once the introductions had been done, Grissom looked around. "This seems like a rough neighbourhood. How did you get called in?"
"We didn’t," the detective smiled sourly. "Like you said, it’s a rough neighbourhood. SWAT boys were finishing up a raid on a crack den when they heard shots, a lot of them-."
"A lot?" Grissom was always a stickler for detail.
"Apparently it sounded like world war III." Gil’s eyes widened when the cop held up several evidence bags filled with spent rounds.
"All that ammunition and no corpses," muttered Hodges.
"No physical evidence either." Every one looked towards Grissom. "Even if nobody was killed you’d think there would be some injuries, some blood." He shook his head. "Nothing but dust." His eyes narrowed as he recalled a Vegas case over two years ago, involving a world-famous billionaire and an insane witness report of werewolves.
"Insane," he muttered as he crouched down over the closest dust pile, eyes flitting between the dust pile and the burn marks surrounding it. "Check this dust," he decided. "Run a full battery of tests on it."
"Why?" queried his host.
"Just a hunch," Grissom shook his head, unable to believe his wild contemplations. It was times like this most of all his polymorphic knowledge was a curse rather than a gift. Some of the legends said vampires turned to dust when slain.
And if werewolves could exist, why not vampires?
FIC: Mc 54 May ’02 A Blitz In Time (4/8)
Faith whistled as she looked around Old Montreal’s cobbled streets, the 19th Century buildings a hell of a contrast to downtown Montreal’s ultra-modern skyscrapers. "What’s the first target tonight?" Kennedy interrupted her thoughts with an eager question.
"Apparently this city has become Canada’s main powerbase for the Scourge,"
Xander replied. "We’re going to thin their numbers for them."
"Hey, if anyone’s gonna be a disciple of survival of the fittest, it’s those mothers," Faith snorted.
"What’s the plan?" Tara queried.
"They’ve taken over an abandoned cattle market on the city’s outskirts," Xander replied. "We’re gonna do a recon and plan from there."
* * *
It had been a while since the Champlain Cattle Market had been used for its original purpose. In the seventies it had been a short-term, ill-conceived disco, but now it a supposedly deserted cattle market, night having shrouded it in darkness. The cattle market consisted of the auction hall surrounded by four outdoors cattle pens. The auction hall itself was a flat roofed building with two Scourge warriors stood on the roof, watching for any approaching enemy.
Of course, security didn’t help much against someone armed with a M24 sniper rifle. The M24’s effective range was up to eight hundred metres. At night and with multiple targets, Xander wasn’t nearly that good, but he could hit a target at five hundred metres, which was all he needed, the nearest hill just around that distance from the darkened former auction hall..
Xander peered down the hill he was hiding on, cheeks sucked in as he took a few calming breaths before sighting his silenced rifle on the furtherst away of his two targets, thankful that at least their ingrained discipline meant they stood as motionless as statues. Then he stroked rather than tugged on his trigger, conscious that pulling too hard would throw the shot off.
Because the rifle was silenced, he only heard a phuft and he was already turning his sights to the second man, unable to even take a split-second to check the first guard. The moment the second was in his sights, Xander stroked the trigger again, this time taking an extra half-second to watch the guard’s head disappear in a crimson mist before spinning back to check the first man was in fact dead.
"Oooof," Xander let out a relieved sigh, tension oozing from his previously stiffened body. Shaking himself he rose and muttered into his mouth-piece. "Guards down, meet me at the meeting spot."
Xander had barely made it to the bottom of the hill when the SUV purred up to the foot of the hill, Kennedy flinging the door open. "Both down?" Faith queried as he jumped in, Tara behind the driving seat.
"Both down," he confirmed.
"Wicked," Faith nodded as he passed her the equipment she’d need for her part of the mission.
The car purred up the narrow path leading to the auction hall, the hairs on the back of Xander’s neck prickling uneasily the entire way, certain there’d been a third guard he’d missed.
The journey passed without incident despite Xander’s misgivings, and soon they were dropping Faith off. The Slayer shot him a smoking wink. "Don’t start the party without me."
Xander grinned at his girl-friend. "Wouldn’t think of it."
* * *
"Wicked," Faith turned towards the grey stone building. The stench of the animals that had been kept here was still apparent for someone with her enhanced senses, but the building’s side was weather-beaten but without anything that a normal person could cling to.
Faith smirked, lucky she was way past normal then.
Faith leapt at the wall, ghosting up it via her finger and toe strength. In seconds she was over the edge of the roof and skipping past the blood puddle caused by her stud’s marksmanship until she was at the centre of the roof, peering down through the dirty skylight. Faith whistled as she looked down through the murky sky-light to the crowded former auction hall beneath. "There’s one hell of a lot of those fuckers."
At the front of the auction hall, a trio of demons stood on an upraised stage. The centre one of the trio was bellowing a speech that was met by cheers from his several hundred strong audience, the other two on the stage clearly his bodyguards.
Faith grimaced as she readied herself for the next part of her mission. This wasn’t the type of warfare her Watcher, her REAL Watcher not that stuck with his head up Buffy’s ass librarian, had taught her. It was far more brutal and vicious, utilising far from traditional weapons.
Of course it worked a hell of better.
"First rule of war, stay alive," Faith muttered before speaking into her
mouthpiece. "In position."
"Great," Xander whispered back. "So are we. Do it."
"Five by five." Faith raised a foot and stamped down hard on the skylight. Glass shattered, raining down on the shocked demons as Faith dropped a trio of Willy Petes into the congregation, turning her head away as the grenades ignited, fire spurting out, the stench of charred flesh and panicked screams following soon after. Immediately Faith spun and ran back to the roof edge, her part in the plan was done. "It’s done."
* * *
The moment Faith spoke, Xander raised his SMAW to his shoulder, peered through the scope, and tugged on the trigger, sending a round into the building. The building imploded with the impact of the round, the ground shaking underfoot and orange fire illuminating the skyline as flames spat out everywhere.
Xander shoved the weapon away and jumped back in the car, Kennedy who’d been
covering him hurriedly following suit. Xander glanced at a pale-faced Tara.
"Let’s pick Faith up and get out of here."
"Let’s concentrate on the second objective shall we?" snarked Kennedy.
Tara sighed. "When are you two going to learn to play nice?"
* * *
"We’re in position."
"Okay," Tara whispered as she climbed out of the car and looked towards their
target. a renovated warehouse in one of the city’s rougher neighbourhoods, and
then at her girl-friend. "Xander says, send it."
"’Kay," the potential nodded before pointing the SUV towards the club, ramming a
broomstick down on the accelerator and leaping out.
"Hey!" the two vampire bouncers started towards them only to erupt in flames when Tara’s fireball crashed into them a half-second before the car collided with the front of the club. The building shuddered as the car squashed up against it, the car contracting like a stamped on coke can.
"Let’s go," Tara said.
* * *
Faith raised an eyebrow as the club’s heavy rock music was interrupted with a building-shuddering crash. "Ya don’t suppose sis used the brat as a crash test dummy?" Faith sighed as Xander glared at her. "That’s right," she moaned as she kicked the padlocked rear entrance open, the chain snapping like a twig under her onslaught, "shatter a girl’s dreams."
Xander shook his head as he started through the club’s darkened rear passageway, the muzzle of his shotgun leading the way. He’d barely stepped out onto the club floor proper when Tara and Kennedy came out of the front, everyone’s eyes on them until Faith let out a whoop. "Slayer here!"
Everyone spun to face her, varying terror on their human and inhuman faces. It was quite gratifying really.
"Hey," Xander stepped behind the bar, "Brachen right?" The spikey demon nodded
nervously. "Relax, we don’t kill harmless demons. Vampires on the other hand…"
The moment Xander looked towards her, Faith tossed a couple of UV grenades onto
the nearest tables of vampires. For a half-second bright light filled the clubs,
together with the demons’ tortured screams and then it returned to its
previously fluorescent-lit light. "Just in case someone was wondering," Faith
decided it was her turn to do the speech, picking up a Bud from behind the bar
as she did so, "just ‘cause Quebec doesn’t have a Mithras branch-."
"Yet," the brat added with a fair amount of menace.
"Doesn’t mean this is a free city," Faith paused. "Just ask those asshole
Scourge members."
"If you can find enough parts to make one," Kennedy laughed.
"Now," Faith’s hard gaze swept over the grotty bar. "I see some species here who don’t hunt humans and that’s five by five, we ain’t got a problem with you. The rest of you SOBs better consider a change of dimension. Like real hard."
"We were here long before you got here, girlie!" growled a Chaos demon, slime
dripping from its antlers. "And we’ll be here-, ahhhhh!" The demon hit the floor
when Kennedy double-barrelled it through the back.
"You were talking, Faith." The potential commented.
"Thanks kid," she drawled, "but I’m done." Faith looked around. "Any questions?"
Faith smirked when no-one broke the hushed silence that had followed the Chaos
demon’s demise. "Thought not."
"Faith," Xander scolded as they strode towards the bar exit, "we’re not running for a protection racket, pay the man."
"Jeez, Xand," Faith strode back to the bar, slightly buzzed the way the bar parted before her, and slammed a crumpled bill on the bar counter. "Keep the change," she declared.
The bartender glanced down at the five dollar bill she’d dropped on the bar. "Do
you mind I frame it and put it on the wall?" Faith raised an eyebrow at the
blushing Brachen. "Hey, you’re a celebrity. I had Beltar the Cremator and
D’Hoffryn in here, but no-one like you!" The Brachen coughed. "You wouldn’t sign
it for me?"
Faith sighed before nodding. Xander was always at her to work on her people skills, Brachens weren’t strictly human, but in for a cent in for a dollar. "I don’t suppose you’ve got a pen?"
"Thanks!" The Brachen beamed. "This is going up on the wall!"
"Yeah, whatever floats your boat."
FIC: Mc 54 May ’02 A Blitz In Time (5/8)
Faith decided Houston was a hell of a city. Vibrant with a cosmopolitan high rise skyline and yet having an open feel with several lakes and waterways winding through the city, everything surrounded by lush greenness. Houston was warm too, real pretty with a ton of nature encircling a city.
Yeah, Texas was real pretty, Faith decided as they ducked out of their predictably five star hotel.
* * *
"It’s them."
Lion smiled at Leopard’s report. "Keep trailing them, I’ve activated your GPS, when we move, you move." Lion ended the call then made several quick others, all with the same message. "Leopard’s confirmed the sighting, move to his GPS signature."
Lion smiled, pride filling him. They were the Venator Feles. Theirs was a grand tradition, dating back seven centuries, when a group of European explorers had stumbled had stumbled on a savagely arcane ritual in deepest Africa, the taking of a primal essence to prove a warrior’s ascendancy over their tribe. Their descendants had stolen the secret, refined it so that the user got the power of the primal without losing control although still gaining an almost uncontrollable thirst for the salt of human flesh, and used it to become powerful men in their own right, now centuries later, his group, for they were his by right of the Lion, were once again hunting.
But this might be the day the hunter became the hunted.
Lion growled angrily at the thought even as he hurried to his car, they were Venator Feles, power at its most basic level, let the Mithras Quartet fear them. All in all, there were six of them – Lion, Leopard, Cheetah, Jaguar, Tiger, and Puma, the six of them spread across the Texas city, watching for the Quartet’s arrival, hurriedly hired by the city’s demonic leaders to deal with the Mithras Quartet should arrive here during their rampage.
And now they had, it was time for the Quartet to learn just how sharp their teeth were.
* * *
"Damn," Faith whistled as they strode through the Sam Houston Historical
Park, eyes peering eagerly at all the restored properties positioned
picturesquely around the green landscape, the sun bathing them. "Ain’t this a-."
Faith groaned as her Slayer sense went off. "Fuck," she sidled next to Xander,
"Slayer sense tingling something’s-."
"Grrr!" Suddenly a man, no not a man dropped out of a tree just ahead of her and
talking got real complicated, real quick. "Grr!"
"Hey!" Faith slammed an elbow into the ‘man’s’ mouth and a knee into his side as he crashed down on top of her, neither blow having its expected effect. "Not without dinner and a movie first!"
Her attacker’s thudding right to the head knocked most of the sass out of her in addition to having her see stars. Blind instinct took over as she brought her head up and butted her assailant in the bridge of his nose.
"Grrrr!" The moment the man’s head reared up, blood pumping down his face, she jabbed her left fingers into his throat.
"Grrr!" The ‘man’ growled as fell off her, giving her the quickly taken opportunity to spring to her feet. Faith realised the man was big despite his apparent agility, only six foot at the most but close to two hundred and fifty pounds, all of it strong, functional muscle, nothing for show. His blond locks fell down over the collar of his plaid flannel shirt, long sleeves rolled up to his elbows, to show his thick, hairy forearms. The man looked like he hadn’t shaved in two or three days, but it was his golden eyes that gave her pause. Golden just like a vampire, except it was the middle of the day.
For the briefest moment she stared into the snarling man’s eyes, seeing nothing there but bestial rage. And then the man leapt at her, covering the two or three yards between them in a blink.
But not quick enough to stop her getting an elbow up and sticking it into his
already broken nose. The man’s head snapped back then Faith gasped as he grabbed
her around the waist, yanking her towards him and into a rib-cracking bear hug,
his awesomely-powerful arms wrapped like pythons around her mid-back . "Grrrr,
grrrrr."
"Jesus," Faith gasped as she karate chopped the man in the sides of his bulging
neck, "thesaurus, look into it." The man failed to respond either to her insults
or her attack, his grip tightening until Faith began to see stars again, the air
forced from her.
"Fuck this!" Desperation filling her, Faith grabbed the man’s chin and pushed his head back before taking a breath and biting him in his already-mangled nose.
"Aggggh!" the man let out a shocked roar as his blood bubbled over her lips,
making her almost gag, she was fucked if she knew how vamps could do it. Her
assailant dropped her and staggered back a step, a look of disbelief on his
face.
And then he leapt back at her, hands outstretched. Faith’s hands snapped up, grabbing the man at the wrists, her tiny hands not coming close to encircling his beefy wrists, and dropping onto her back, her feet swinging up to crash into the man’s well-muscled belly even as she flung him over her and rolled back up to her feet.
Spinning around to face her crouching adversary, she caught him with a kick to the back of his calf, knocking him onto all fours. The man started to look up only for her downward aimed right to knock his head back down. Faith leapt up into an axe kick.
"Oh fuck!" she cursed as the man leapt up, grabbed her lead leg under the ankle and knee and threw her backwards, attempting to dump her on her head. Faith’s hands shot out behind her, the moment her fingers made contact with the ground she pushed up through them, reserving her descent so that she flew back over the stunned man, her arm looping around the man’s neck and pulling tight on landing, her knee pushing into his back, forcing him off balance as she placed her free hand on his head and twisted.
"Son of a bitch was strong and fast," Faith commented as she dropped the dead
man onto the floor, relieved that Tara and Xander between them had dealt with
the others. Whatever they were, they sure as hell weren’t bullet or flame proof.
"But he was human-."
"They were primals," Xander interrupted, a haunted look in her boy-toy’s eyes. "The hyena could sense it." Xander shook himself. "We need to get out of here before anyone comes."
"But I wanted to see-." Faith sighed as she saw the look in Xander’s eyes. " Fine. But we’re comin’ back some day."
* * *
"What’s on the menu today?" Grand Marshal Alvor of the Texan Legions queried as he looked around the plushly decorated banquet hall, several glittering chandeliers dangling from its curved ceiling, its pastel walls adorned with a number of paintings considered ‘stolen’ and ‘missing’ by the legitimate art world, sweeping velvet drapes hiding the double doors, and its floor was covered by a thick fluffy cream-coloured carpet.
"The menu’s specials are an Indian holy man," the waiter replied, "or two
virgin twins. We also have a seer."
"A seer?" Alvor smiled. "Well that sounds delightful. I’ll have their eyes in
a cream of human blood and their tongue for desert with some ice cream."
"Yes sir," the lizard biped nodded. "I’ll pass on your instructions to the
chef."
"Excellent." Alvor smiled again. His contact at the local W&H office was unfortunately human, so his tastes didn’t run to the same foods as Alvor’s which was unfortunate, but never mind. It was good to have a meal -.
SMASH!
Alvor looked up as the skylight exploded inwards, glass showering down and three figures dropped through it. "Who dares!" he thundered as he rose.
* * *
"That’d be us." Faith drawled as Xander and Kennedy rushed in to deal with the
guards flanking the door and Tara sent fireballs crashing into the tables from
above, obliterating anyone unfortunate enough to be sat there. ‘Acquired Tastes’
was a bad place, one of the worst, a place where you could eat anything you
want, no matter the legality or morality, just as long as you had the green.
Speaking of green, the demon who’d spoken was a green-skinned motherfucker standing about seven and a half feet tall with a crocodile’s head, its mouth all full of dangerously sharp teeth, and blood-red slanted eyes peering down at her from its two feet advantage, secure in its thick green hide. "Mithras." The demon hissed.
"Nah, that’d be boy-toy," Faith shrugged. "I’m just the bitch who’s gonna clean your clock."
"Ha!" Suddenly the demon’s spiked tail was swinging out from behind his body, heading directly towards her head.
"Ahhh!" The demon screamed as her axe swung down, slicing half-way through its
thick tendril just above the spike.
Faith swayed out of the way of the demon’s retaliatory haymaker. "Dumb, slow, and clumsy," she taunted. "Sure you ain’t got any relatives in Sunnydale?"
"Ahhh!" The bleeding demon roared as it snatched her by the shoulders and lifted
it off the ground, either preparing to hurl her off across the embattled dining
area or planning to bite her pretty little head off.
A plan that Faith disrupted by thrusting her sword through the demon’s lower jaw and all the way through its upper-jaw, the blood spraying out only increasing when she twisted the blade before yanking it out. "Ahhh!" the pained demon threw her from him and into the nearest table, the table collapsing under the impact and certainly not her svelte weight.
‘Least ways that was what she told herself as she rolled away from a stomp and thrust her blade in-between the demon’s legs. "Ugggh!" The malignant light left the demon’s eyes as he toppled over, crashing down on two more tables in the process.
Faith leapt up with a smirk, seeing her buds had done a great job of wrecking the place. The drapes had been ripped down on one side, most of the furniture was wrecked, burnt or blown-apart corpses littered the floor, and blood, bullet-holes, and scorch-marks decorated the previously pristine walls. "Onto the next target Xan?"
"Onto the next target," her boy-toy confirmed. "Just in case anyone’s wondering," Xander commented as they backed out of the top-floor penthouse, "Acquired Tastes is out of business."
"Permanently," the brat unnecessarily added.
FIC: Mc 54 May ’02 A Blitz In Time (6/8)
"Whoa," Faith peered out of the van window as they sped past the White House. "Maybe we could drop in there, I know the president, maybe he could get me a job as an intern."
Faith hid a smirk at Xander’s glare. "In bad taste?" she asked with sugary innocence.
"Very bad," Xander replied with a nod.
"Wicked," Faith nodded smugly as she leaned back in her seat. That was how she
liked her puns.
* * *
The door burst open with what was becoming depressing familiarity as Xander strode down the six steps that led into a bar that looked like something out of a John Wayne western, complete with sawdusted floor, Faith and Kennedy covering him with shotguns and Tara holding a fireball ready.
Except he was pretty sure The Duke never went riding the range with a scaled or feathered cowhand by his side, much less one that could only ride the range at night. Still, Xander’s shotgun exploded through the shocked silence that followed his entrance, they’d had guns back then too. "In case any one was wondering, we’re the Mithras Brotherhood-." Xander’s Mossberg flew up, a single squeeze of the trigger taking the head off the Fyral leaping to his feet, knocking the now faceless demon back into his chair with enough force to tip the chair and its deceased occupant to the saw-dusted floor. "As I was saying, we’re the Mithras Brotherhood, and just because this city doesn’t have a Branch here, doesn’t mean we won’t notice you." A number of chairs scraped back as their occupants started to rise. "Girls."
Tara’s fireball smashed into the dirty drinks cabinet behind the bar, the bartender diving out of the way, the fireball incinerating a pair of vampires en-route to its final destination.
For her part Kennedy dropped an UV grenade on the table beside the gaudy jukebox pressed against the left wall, a blaze of light dusting the trio of vampires sat there while Faith put armour piercing rounds into the faces of a trio of wanna-be tough guy Kaliffs demons as they charged the steps while also dropping an UV on a table of vampires.
For his part, Xander kicked the legs out from beneath a Vinji, shot it in the face before bringing his shotgun up and disembowelling the other Vinji climbing over the table at him.
Xander looked around the hushed bar, the only sound the dying Vinji’s gasps, the demons staring fearfully at him and his companions. "I think you’ve got the message, bye now."
"Anyone still standing," Faith intoned as he backed up the steps, "consider yourself having won the lottery. And ask yourselves how likely that is to happen twice."
* * *
Business at ‘Bloody Laughs’, Washington’s most notorious vampire bar, was as brisk as always, smoke filling the air and death metal powering out of the crackling speakers, the vamps drinking, reminiscing, fighting, and fucking with roughly equal abandon. It was never a place where hygiene or etiquette had ever been a concern. For the past seventy years the bar had been the property of Gedeon Ital, a two hundred year old childe of the feared Elizabeth Bathory, by virtue of him slaying the previous owner.
Then Hell came to Bloody Laughs.
A few heads stated to turn towards the blackened windows, as if sensing something, but no-one moved, not suspecting any one would be foolish enough to attack the notorious, centuries-old ‘Bloody Laughs’. By the time they did move, it was already too late.
* * *
"Whoooo!" Faith screamed as Xander drove the grille-fronted van straight through the bar’s window. This mission wasn’t about sending a message, this was about wiping out some vamps and she was down with that. "Fuckin’ A!" she screamed as the already braking van sent glass, tables, and vamps flying as it careered to a halt.
Faith swung her sliding door open as Tara and Ken did the same at their side, flinging out UV grenades to see to the first of the vamps to move, and Xander started blasting from up front.
The first vamp to stick its snarling face into the van got it blown off, the next the same. A third at least got to throw a right before it also got a face-full of buckshot. A hand snatched at her gun. "Try and shoot me-, aaaaah!"
"Two guns dumbass," Faith laconically commented as she twisted her right shotgun across her body and blew the demon away. "Shit!" Faith cursed as her legs were yanked from under her. After yanking her feet free she pulled her knees up and kicked off, her feet knocking her assailant back as she sat up and unloaded the remainder if her rounds into the onrushing demons, the guns bucking repeatedly in her hands.
The moment her shotguns clicked empty, she dropped them and kipped up, drawing her Beretta with a speed that would have made Bad Bill Longley giddy with jealousy. Leaping from the van, she shot and shot, every incendiary round dusting a vampire no matter where it hit.
Faith grunted as a hard fist crashed into the left side of her head. Realising her gun had run empty, she dropped it, kicked the vampire to her right in the gut, knocking him into the plaster-cracked wall, and spun to face her last remaining adversary.
Another fist crashed into her nose, blood flooding down her nostrils. Faith
grinned as she recognised the vampire from the briefing as the bar’s owner.
Looked like she got to make her bones on a Master Vampire.
Again. Fuck she loved a good dust-up.
The vamp was a big fucker, a foot taller than her with broad shoulders and tree-trunk arms and a big gut, his head shaven and gleaming in the club’s ceiling light, his lantern jaw sticking out pugnaciously. Faith feinted with a right, the Hungarian-born vampire caught it on his elbow before swinging a haymaker that Faith ducked under before darting in, landing a pair of jabs to his gut and darting out again.
At least that was the plan. "Shit!" Faith grunted when the demon snatched a hold of her free-flowing locks and pulled her back in and into a punch to the gut. The air gusting from her lungs, Faith nevertheless managed a knee to the crotch that the two centuries old vampire just about blocked on his thigh but still hurt enough to force him to release his grip.
Finding herself on the inside, Faith decided to take advantage of her closeness to their demon by grabbing him around his waist, her hands barely gripping, and bending back at the waist and releasing, flinging her opponent into and through the nearest table.
Faith spun to face her rival, the vampire she’d earlier kicked charging her only to disappear in a cloud of dust when Faith sidestepped him to give Xan a free shot at it. "Thanks hon." Faith drawled as she ducked a swinging right from the demon, blocked a knee to her bent face on her forearm and uppercutted him in the crotch.
"Oooof," the demon grunted, doubling up and into a front facelock, Faith
securing its head against her body. The blood-sucker’s hands came up to grab her
and then fell away as she twisted, breaking his neck. Releasing her grip, Faith
allowed the vampire to fall limply to the ground, scooped up a table leg and
drove it through the back of her rival’s back.
And that was it. Faith looked around to find the bar’s walls, floor, and air were covered with dust, broken chairs, tables, and glasses
"Now what?" Kennedy asked, brat looked almost as eager for violence as she was.
They must, Faith decided, breed that into potentials.
"Now," Xander shot the brat a wry look, "we get back to the back-up car and go to the hotel."
* * *
Tara leaned against the car window, grateful that another night of violence was over, and, she grinned inwardly, that she could get back to the hotel for some ‘hot lesbian action’ as Faith teasingly put it. She gasped as she saw something and sat up. "We need to pull over!" Xander glanced at her in the rear window. "I just saw a vampire grab someone, pull over."
"Awh crap," Faith groused. "A Slayer’s work is never done."
* * *
Charlie Young sighed as he strode through the darkened streets. He might be the President’s Personal Aide, but the salary that came with the prestige was hardly astronomical, and Washington was an expensive city to live in, and as he had a sister to look after, he couldn’t afford a plush bachelor apartment. As a result he’d continued to commute to work from the home their mother had bought in a working-class but far from rundown neighbourhood. It made the journeys to and from work a killer though.
Charlie stopped and turned when he heard a footstep behind him. "Oh look honey," purred a tall, willowy brunette. " Dinner."
"Look," Charlie stared nervously at the woman, "I don’t want any -."
"Trouble," he gasped when the woman tilted her head to the side and her eyes
flashed an impossible golden. "You won’t be any trouble at all."
Suddenly a hand grabbed him from behind and yanked him into a near-by alley. Charlie gasped as he crashed into the wall, the two women who’d accosted him before now replaced by strange demonic-looking creatures. "What a pretty boy," trilled the brunette. "Let’s keep him."
"Finders keepers," a husky drawl commented, "losers are fucked."
His two attackers began to turn even as Charlie looked towards the apparently battle-suited beauty with a killer body stood leaning against the alley’s mouth. "Slayer," snarled the red-head.
"Dust," commented the mystery woman as a globe dropped to the ground at their
feet.
Charlie blinked as day-light suddenly interrupted the gloomy night, the entire alley blazeing When his eyes cleared his two attackers were gone, leaving only the mystery woman. "Dangerous streets to be out on your own at night," she greeted. "My buds are in a car if ya wanna lift. What’s your address?"
Charlie nodded dazedly as he told the mystery beauty, the brunette taking his arm and leading him out of the alley. "Thanks, what just happened?" he asked bemusedly as they reached a tinted-windowed SUV.
"Xan," the mystery woman nodded to the man sat behind the SUV’s wheel. "Do the
talk."
Charlie listened as the man first introduced them and then told an utterly
fantastic yet undeniably true tale based on what he’d just seen. "Hey!" the
shorter of the two brunettes gasped. "I recognise you, you’re Charlie Young! The
President’s Personal Aide! I saw you on that cover of ‘Minority Now’ ."
"Oh wow," snarked Faith, "a celeb."
"This doesn’t seem the sort of area a White House staffer would live in," Xander commented.
Charlie shrugged. "They don’t pay as much as you think."
"Surely you can afford a bachelor apartment," commented Kennedy.
"It’s not just me, it’s my sister," Charlie stared dazedly at the beautiful women and their purposeful companion. "My mother was a cop who got shot on duty," his throat tightened at the memory, "I look after my sister here."
"Right," Xander passed him a plastic bag. Charlie gasped as he looked inside to find it was stuffed full of notes. "Your sister and you shouldn’t have to live here, there’s sixty thousand. Should be enough for a deposit on a decent place."
"Why?" Charlie gasped as they pulled up outside his place.
"Because we don’t just kill demons," the witch who’d introduced herself as Tara softly replied, "we help people too."
"Yeah," the brunette bombshell who’d identified herself as Faith rolled her eyes theatrically, "only don’t go expecting any of that lovey dovey crap from the babe, our PR. side is strictly Tar’s bag."
"I…I’ll bear that in m….mind," Charlie stuttered as he climbed dazedly out of the car before turning to face his rescuers. "And thank you."
"No problem," Faith’s sudden wink suggested she was a good deal friendlier than
her caustic words. "Tell the Man, I said hi."
Charlie blinked, there was he suspected more than a blasé familiarity behind those words. "You know the President?"
Faith winked. "Ah, I’d tell ya, but it’s classified." And then the car was roaring off into the distance, leaving Charlie only with his bag of money as proof the entire night had happened.
FIC: MC 54 A Blitz In Time (7/8)
The city sprawled across the wide shallow valley of the Rio Grande River
way above sea level. To the east, the Sandia Mountains formed an imposing wall reaching high into the turquoise sky. On the horizon in every other direction, distant hills and mesas punctuated the vast upland plateau. On the western edge of the city, the Rio Grande River was hidden in its shallow channel at the foot of the low bluffs overlooking the city.
Two major interstate highways neatly divided New Mexico. Route 25 swept across the state’s northern border from Colorado, wending its way through the north central mountains, following the Rio Grande Valley south to El Paso at the Texas border and Mexico. Route 40 bisected New Mexico from the Texas border to the east to the Arizona border to the west. The two major traffic arteries intersected in downtown Albuquerque, with its small cluster of new high-rise building Commercial buildings, shopping malls and hotels cluster along these major highways in all directions. The old town section of Albuquerque lies just a few blocks southwest of this crossing of roads.
The climate at Albuquerque was surprisingly mild. Although located in a near desert environment, it is spared from intense heat due to its higher elevation and spared from bitter winter cold due to its southern latitudes.
Yeah, Faith decided, the city was real pretty, but lookin’ around at the rough surrounding environment and remembering what she’d raid of the Indi-, sorry gotta be PC these says – Native Americans, not to mention gun-totin’ outlaws, the early settlers had to have had some stones to move here in the hope of a better life.
They’d arrived two hours ago and just done the tour of the ten square blocks of the old town district that had been carefully restored to its original Spanish colonial era atmosphere. Low adobe structures with protruding wooden Vigas and shaded promenades surrounded the main plaza which itself was dominated by the imposing adobe structure of the San Felipe de Neri church. The district was a maze of narrow passageways leading to shaded inner courtyards and hidden fountains. About a hundred shops, restaurants and galleries were located in the area, with Native American crafts sold at an open-air market under the eastern portico of the main plaza.
It had been a real nice afternoon off, but in the end a girl got an itch either for some sex or for some action, and in her case, it was a yearning for a serious brawl. "So," she asked as they returned to the car, the mid-afternoon sun bathing them, "what we hittin’ first?"
Xander looked towards her, the joviality draining from her honey’s eyes to be replaced by a rough grimness. "Wanton Wickedness, a S&M club."
"With a name like that, I didn’t think it was a toy store," Faith replied.
"Don’t you think that is a place you should visit as a couple?" Tara suggested.
Faith smirked. "Funny, sis. A real laugh riot."
"This isn’t a joke," Xander wanted. "Plenty of the people we rescued the other night from the slave auction would have ended up at Wanton Wickedness or other demonic S&M clubs across the nation."
Faith felt her insides twist. "Sons of bitches," she grated.
* * *
The two vampires smirked as Faith and Kennedy strode towards for the club entrance, their full length leather jackets swishing in the cold night wind, a black wooden double door beneath a green neon sign proclaiming the club’s name. The bouncers were both of a sort, well over six foot, no-necks, and arms the size of most men’s legs.
The more Faith thought about it, they’d probably been bouncers before death too.
"Hey girls," the marginally taller of the two bullet-headed vamps leered as he looked her and Kennedy up and down, "we don’t normally have sweet gals like you coming in voluntarily."
"Mind you," the second laughed, "they like it so much, they never leave."
Faith smirked up at the dumb as dirt duo. "Bet they’ve never got these either," she retorted as her leather trenchcoat flew open and her crossbow came up, her bolt catching her vamp in the chest a quarter-second before Kennedy killed hers. "Easy as." Faith raised her cell. "Doorway’s clear."
"Open it then," Xander’s voice crackled through the connection.
"Five by five!" Faith’s heel-kick splintered the door. "Jesus," Faith’s stomach curled, her Slayer instincts revolting as she walked into the strobe-lit hell, the death metal shaking the jet black walls, and the stench of pain and blood clogging the back of her throat. "Jesus."
Naked and bloodied humans were restrained all around the club. Fastened to x crosses against the wall, blood running down the flesh, tied across spanking benches, and secured in stocks. Not the demons though, they were all free and walking around, carrying knives, hammers, whips, pliers, anything they could think of that would cause pain. To the far end of the twisted action there stood a busy bar manned by a trio of Asphyx demons.
Faith flinched as Xander’s shotguns rang out, her boy-friend and Tara having walked in from the back, her boy-toy’s guns bucking in his hands as he blew the heads of the demons standing behind the bar, their blood spraying out all over the previously pristine glass drink cabinet. "Sorry you had to see this," her boy-friend apologised with a look that encompassed all of them in turn before looking at the entire bar. "In case you were wondering this shithole is closed. And just in case any of you haven’t got the message, just because this state doesn’t have a Brotherhood unit." Xander paused. "Doesn’t have one. Yet." The young man smirked. "That doesn’t mean you have free run. This," Xander’s smirk turned to a thunderous scowl, "business starts up again and I’ll burn it to the ground with you all in it." A vampire started out of its chair and over it at Xander, his shotgun blasting into its face. "Now we’re going to let all these humans go. Any of you feeling the urge to do something stupid, please try I’m begging you."
"Release!" Tara barked.
Faith blinked when all the locks sprang open, the previously restrained humans scurrying or crawling away from the frozen with fear demons. "Hey," she remarked, "that could come in handy when I lose the key to your cuffs Xan."
Tara and Kennedy looked towards a reddening Xander whose only response was to raise his shotgun and blow the face off the nearest vampire. "Consider that a warning just in case any of you were even thinking of sniggering."
* * *
Faith ducked the vampire’s wild swing while driving her stake up and into the demon’s chest, her sword slashing left to decapitate the other vampire running up on her from the side, her back-heel kick catching a third demon in the nuts, doubling him up and making him easy prey for her spinning back-handed downward slash to the neck.
A hard right caught her in the jaw, snapping her head to one side as she side-kicked her new rival to the knee. The demon stumbled backwards as she launched into the air into a spinning kick that crashed into the side of the vampire’s head, knocking her assailant onto his back. Faith threw her head back as she stepped towards the vampire, stake rising.
And then her arms were grabbed and pinned behind her. "I’ve got her! I’ve got
her!"
"Oh really?" Faith laughed as she swung her legs up, placing her feet on the rim of the nearest table and kicking off, the demon holding onto her stumbling backwards as she pulled her arms free of his loosening grip and landed in a crouch.
"Shit," Faith grunted as she spun around to face her attacker, ducking under an overhand right as she did so. Her opponent was a big one, a hulking Kaliff who looked capable of lifting a van.
Faith darted in under a left hook only to be grabbed around the throat, the demon’s fingers digging deep into her flesh. Faith reached up to grab her attacker’s wrist only to be flung into the air.
The moment her feet left the floor, Faith brought her knees up into her chest and kicked off, planting her feet in the demon’s belly. The demon folded up like a cheap deck-chair, flying backwards to crash into the still-playing jukebox, the brightly-coloured machine showering glass everywhere.
Faith’s feet had only just touched the ground when an arm grabbed her around her neck. Faith’s hands shot up to grab the side of her attacker’s hands even as she snapped forward at the waist and pulled.
The vampire screamed as it flew through the air, exploding into dust as it crossed the path of one of Tara’s fireballs. "Owwww!" Faith grunted as another vampire slammed a fist into her kidneys.
"Shit!" Shaking off the pain, Faith spun around to slam an elbow into the side of her assailant’s head. The vampire’s head snapped back but he responded with a forearm to the mouth, her head cracking back even as she twisted into a knee to the gut that the vampire slapped down with his right hand while throwing a left hook that Faith blocked on her forearm. Shaking off the pain running up her right arm, Faith attempted a leg sweep that the demon leapt over while back-handing her across the face and shooting out a heel-kick that Faith twisted out of the way of before hooking the demon’s ankle against her body and driving her free palm down on its locked knee while as the same time stamping on her rival’s instep.
"Ahhhh!" Both bones snapped at the same time, the crippled demon crashing to the ground, easy prey to a hastily picked up table leg to the heart.
"Jeez." Faith smirked as she looked around the bar. They’d done a serious wrecking crew number on the bar, demon entrails and dust coated the previously threadbare carpet, scorches from Tara’s fireballs marked the walls, and the broken bodies of the demons that didn’t just dissolve lay amongst the wrecked furniture and shattered glasses and bottles. "We really did a number on these mothers."
"Yeah," Kennedy agreed as she put a shotgun blast into a still weakly moving
Strom demon, "they shouldn’t have tried to ambush us then."
"Leave some of them alive," Xander ordered. "It’s not much of a message if there’s no-one to pass it on."
* * *
"I wanna an ipod, one with jazz music if you’ve-."
BOOM!
Xander’s shotgun took out the back of the demon’s head as it crashed to the dusty floor, its body twitching spasmodically. Xander raised his gun and without speaking blew the vampire’s head off before looking around, distaste curdling in his belly.
The darkened warehouse was filled with all manner of goods, wide-screen TVs stood next to hi-fi players. Stacks of CDs were racked next to DVDs and books. Chairs stood next to tables. Computers stood next to printers and scanners. Garden tools next to car tools, barely a foot of the warehouse wasn’t stuffed full of stuff.
Xander’s scowl deepened. Often when vampires gained access to a house in addition to butchering its occupants in a variety of messy ways, they stripped the house of anything valuable and either kept it for themselves or sold it on to one of several hundred demonic fences throughout the nation. Making money off the blood of innocents.
This one though was definitely out of business and was going to stay that way.
Xander backed out of the second-hand shop, Kennedy covering his retreat before flinging two WP grenades towards the back of the warehouse. The grenades bounced off a battered table and then exploded, flames illuminating the previously darkened warehouse and licking up at its high ceiling, arid smoke catching the back of his throat. Eyes fixed on the inferno, he pulled out his suddenly ringing cell. "Hey, Faith," he greeted. "Have you blown up the car lot yet?"
"Man," his girl-friend giggled into the phone, "that B-300 is the bomb, I was two hundred and fifty yards away, half a dozen family sedans, couple of Mercs, and a couple of motor bikes, together with three vamps, and boom."
"Vamps?" Xander’s brow furrowed as he watched the warehouse burn. God, he hoped
his girl-friend hadn’t hit the wrong place by mistake. "You’re sure they were
vamps?"
"Checked through the infra-red glasses first," his girl-friend equably replied. "No heat signatures."
"Good." Xander nodded. That was another business, this one selling off murder victims’ cars. Another business soaked in blood now kaput. All in all this was turning out to be a very successful night. "Meet you at the car."
"Five by five."
* * *
"Aaaaaaah!"
The Sathari crashed through the door and bounced three times before coming to an undignified halt. "Three times, you own me a million bucks, Kennedy," Faith announced as she and her fellow brunette strode into the darkened bar, a shocked hush falling over it. Faith’s smirk widened as she noticed the bar’s occupants pulling back against the walls, what she recognised as horror on the vaguely humanoid and human faces. It was wicked cool to be recognised. "Hey, you heard we were coming." Faith glanced down at the demon security’s broken body and then at the trembling demon stood behind the bar. "You might need to hire new bouncers, sorry about that."
"The other’s still wrapped around the lamp-post," Kennedy added.
Faith strutted over to the bar and scowled, the barman cowering as she peered
at the drinks cabinet. "Jesus, look at this crap!" she spat. "I’m fuckin’
parched but there’s limits! There’s nothing good to drink here. And normally
I’ll put anything in my mouth!"
"Do you think she realises what she said?" Kennedy muttered before shaking her head in disgust. "Yeah, probably."
"You know the message," half the demons jumped when Xander walked in from the back, Tara trailing behind him, "but I’ll repeat it anyway, just so you don’t think I’ve forgotten you. This state might not have a Mithras branch, but that doesn’t mean WE won’t come for you. Remember us and quake."
FIC: MC 54 A Blitz In Time (8/8)
Manners sighed as he closed his eyes and poured himself a glass of single malt, the sound of liquid splashing against finely-cut glass not relaxing him as it usually did. Opening his eyes, he turned on his desk lamp, his office otherwise darkened, and stared at the papers before him, the distant sounds of what staff remained in the office reminding him of the lateness in the hour.
Before him sat the details of the Mithras Quartet’s latest actions. No, rampage was a better word, it was almost as if they’d gone insane. Half a dozen cities decimated in a single week. He didn’t think anything could further intimidate the demon world as regards the Mithras Quartet, but he’d been wrong. As well as naming the rampage ‘Six-Day Slaughter’, Faith now had the hushed nickname of ‘Dark-eyed Death’ and Harris ‘Wrath’s Hammer’.
Fortunately, none of the businesses destroyed had been W&H concerns. A few of
the dead were Wolfram & Hart clients, but only minor ones. However the knock-on
effect was cataclysmic. While Black Thorn business continued more or less
unabated, although even they were looking over their shoulders, only the wild
cards with true power were still going on with their various schemes. Most of
Wolfram & Hart’s client-base were hiding until they were sure the bogeyman
wouldn’t come to their door. Which was a major case of role-reversal if he’d
ever heard one.
While their plans for the eventual apocalypse continued apace, things in Sunnydale were running along nicely, their clients’ inaction meant their services weren’t had been utilised as often, which meant the bottom line was suffering.
Something would have to be done.
However, the question was what? Draco had been their office’s best asset, and Harris had summarily dispatched him. He’d considered raiding their bank accounts, that would at least cripple them financially, but they were allied to a number of wizards, financial and magical, and if the ‘re-acquisition’ was tracked back to them, Harris would bring the office crashing down around them.
Not a welcome prospect, not at all.
* * *
Simmons shuddered as he completed reading the report. The horribly detailed report. He shuddered again. And the board wanted him to take this group on?
He shook his head. Given the choice, he’d take their losses as an unfortunate side effect of being in the clandestine business and keep on working under the radar. If he’d learnt anything in the intelligence and political games, it was pick the fights you can win or at least come away relatively unscathed from.
And yet, he’d had a phone call just this morning from one of his political backers demanding when they going to do something about ‘these kids who think they can interfere in their business’. Simmons shuddered again. He hated being pushed into an action he knew to be inadvisable, no scratch that, near-suicidal, but he had little choice in the matter. Either he obeyed, or one night he disappeared.
On the other hand, god only knew what the Mithras Quartet would do to him if he failed in an attempt to kill them and they found out about him.
Simmons winced. It was for just this sort of situation he’d sought power, so he’d be able to avoid having to make these choices, and now he was being forced into making one of the worst choices of his life.
Of course there was the upside, slight as it was. If against the odds his attempt to get rid of Harris did work, he’d expect his rewards would be great. If he failed, it was his third shudder but he didn’t think he was over-doing them, if he failed it would between Harris and his own comrades to get to him first.
High stakes indeed. Yes, his next move had to be very thoroughly thought out indeed.
* * *
"Oh bollocks."
Giles looked up in surprise, wondering who’d spoken. He flushed slightly as he realised it had been him. He looked back down at the papers before him and grimaced, the beginnings of a throbbing headache affecting him.
And it had rather more to do with the report than the three shots of whiskey on the rocks he’d consumed.
With the fall of the Council, he as senior surviving Watcher had inherited the Council’s intelligence sources throughout the world. This week’s reports were disturbing. No, he barked a bitter laugh, bloody terrifying. It appeared the Mithras Quartet had once again run amok, displaying a horrifying ruthlessness.
His eyes closed as he remembered the burning rage in Xander’s eyes the last time they’d met. Even worse than his assault on him was the thought that Xander thought he could ever be involved in the torture of a young girl. Even more than that, his actions that day had illustrated in a way all the reports in the world couldn’t hope to, just how dangerous Xander Harris was truly becoming.
He shook his head. And what these reports and the others he’d received in the intervening reports all indicated was, that as Xander’s power-base grew, so did his and Faith’s abilities.
Some of their methods were questionable, but their motivations and effectiveness were undeniable. Giles swallowed. It had seemed impossible at first, but as the months went on more and more horribly plausible. Xander was the one mentioned in ‘The End Of Times Scrolls’ and ‘Il Terminus Scriputa’.
Giles sighed. The Council had forgotten its own prophecies and in doing so, created an implacable enemy. "'Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it," Giles shook his head. The Mithras Brotherhood would make a powerful ally, except Buffy had never forgiven Faith for leaving, although given the revelation of the Cruicatmen, he could certainly understand her reasons. Moreover, she would never accept Xander usurping her as the demon world’s most feared enemy, nor would he accept a subordinate role to her. And as for Faith, the young girl had frequently bristled under Buffy’s sometimes off-handed leadership. Now that the Council were no longer a factor, there was more chance of him walking on the moon than there was getting the brunette beauty to obey Buffy.
Any meeting between the two of them would end up being explosive. No, he chuckled painfully, thermo-nuclear.
No, he decided Buffy could never find out. He’d managed to cover up Rona and the other Potentials’ arrival by swearing the girls to secrecy and explaining a fellow Watcher had found and sent them. As for the papers, he picked them up and crouched down by the safe hidden behind the window curtain. Unlocking it with the date of his arrival, he pulled the door open and looked inside, reaching down to pull a hidden lever that slid the false bottom where he’d hidden all the papers relating to the Brotherhood and dropped them in before re-securing the safe.
* * *
The White House Situation Room was hushed as President Palmer completed the
ultra-secret report. Once he had done, he looked up and addressed his inner
circle. "Perhaps I’m missing something, but I don’t see the problem," he glanced
down at his notes before looking up again, his gaze sweeping the room’s
inhabitants, meeting their eyes one after another, "the Mithras Brotherhood are
supposed to hunt vampires and demons, that’s what they did."
"Mr. President, over twenty humans died too," Lewis Berryhill commented, the crumpled, lined man whose personal charm and insightful mind had ensured him the post of Secretary Of State.
"I’m aware of that Lewis," Palmer replied. "But these were mostly black arts mages and in one case, a family of cannibals. Hardly any party’s chosen constituents." A chuckle ran through the room at his comment. Encouraged, he continued. "This report also makes mention of six runaways rescued from one bar, over thirty people rescued from a slavery ring, and two dozen from a," he grimaced, "torture club." His eyes widened slightly as he noticed something on the last page. "Had Charles reported his attack and rescue?"
"No, sir," it was Sean Archer replied.
"Um," Palmer’s lips pursed. He’d often worried about Charlie Young’s less than ideal neighbourhood and circumstances. Deciding he’d have to do something about that, he mentally filed the subject under ‘pressing’ before returning to the subject in hand. "So, to sum up, the Brotherhood massacred demons and saved over fifty people, I fail to see the problem."
"There’s several sir," this time it was his rugged, shoulders-back Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Of Staff, who spoke. "In less than a week they also did several million dollars worth of damage, spread across the nation and Canada. These are very dangerous people."
"Given who they deal with, I imagine they have to be."
Palmer forced a smile at the comment from the inner circle’s solitary woman. Kathryn Bennett was an immaculately turned out platinum blonde with a gleaming smile and an easy manner. Palmer was in at least one way a fortunate President. Many Presidents ended up with Vice-Presidents forced on them because of voting strategies and backroom party bargains, but with Kathryn he never needed to worry about a knife in the back. Indeed, although they didn’t agree on some of the issues, he at least admired her integrity, loyalty, and honesty, while marvelling at her poise and drive. "Yes," he agreed, "I imagine Sunday School teachers don’t get a lot of joy with or from demons." He paused, brow furrowing as he realised something that had been missing from the report. "Have we any idea what motivated this sudden rampage and why these particular cities were chosen?"
"No firm proof, but we do have a theory based on a number of facts, sir."
Palmer nodded towards Falco. "Please, continue."
"Thank you sir," his NSA head nodded. "We know that demons have been fleeing areas where the Mithras Brotherhood have units and that the Brotherhood doesn’t have units in any of the areas hit by the Quartet in the last few days. We suspect demonic activity had become noticeably higher than normal in these non-Brotherhood patrolled cities and the Quartet attacked to reduce this activity."
"The demonic underworld have dubbed it ‘The Six-Day Slaughter’," Archer added.
"They’re supposedly in uproar about it."
"A sort of flexing of muscles," Palmer nodded approvingly. "As far as I can see, the Mithras Brotherhood have done what they set out to do, protect innocent humans."
"Sir," it was predictably Archer, his eyes worried, "they’ve broken any number of laws doing so. And this job is after all the government to protect its citizens."
"In an ideal world, yes." Palmer conceded. "However we live in a less than ideal world." Seeing Archer’s mouth open he raised a hand. "Please, let me finish. There are how many Mithras Units currently operating in the US.?"
"Twenty-two units sir," Archer reluctantly replied.
"All with somewhere between twenty – thirty members in them, and costing an overall total around three billion dollars to run, three billion dollars." Palmer paused. "But for all that, under a half of our country’s states have been covered by the Brotherhood. It would be considered a national scandal if any government only protected a half of its nation." Palmer paused again. "So what we actually need is something in the region of ten billion dollars a year to completely protect the nation from the supernatural menace, although of course, given the cost of government bureaucracy, we’d have to probably double that number."
"At least," snorted General Grey. "All those buzzards wanting their slice of the pie."
Palmer chose not to comment on his Chairman’s undiplomatic although largely accurate comment. "And that’s without considering the groups they also run in Russia, France, Greece, India, and England." Palmer took a breath. "So, fifty groups around thirty strong." Palmer looked around the situation room. "Where exactly will we get 1,500 personnel from? From the FBI? CIA perhaps? The Armed Forces? Could any of those already over-stretched services spare that number of personnel? Or is the American people supposed to wait the two to three years it takes to train these people? Do any of these branches also employ experienced demon hunters and witches? And that’s without taking into account the fact we’d doubtless lose the Mithras Quartet themselves and their very powerful allies."
A long silence followed his words. Berryhill spoke up. "I’d also add that unexplained deaths in the states with Mithras coverage are down considerably."
"They save thousands of lives a year," General Grey commented. "Not to mention the world on several occasions. Who in this room can say that? They’re not criminals, they’re patriots, hell heroes." The brusque general coloured slightly. "Sir."
Palmer chuckled slightly. "At the very least," he turned his attention back to Horrigan, the head of his Secret Service glaring back at him in that uniquely pugnacious way of his, "Warrior-God, Slayer, and Witch need their status reassigning, sir."
Palmer forced a snort and shook his head. "You can’t be serious." The US. Government had a five level ranking system for rating individuals both native and foreign who could be considered either a threat or an asset to America’s interests. Bronze was for inexperienced or unremarkable agents, Silver for those considered experienced, Gold for those considered exceptional, Platinum for those considered elite, and finally Uranium, a class with just over a thousand names in it, and reserved for the most dangerous of the meta-human class. "Omega Red, Wolverine, Sabretooth, or Deadpool would kill any one of them."
"Perhaps, but there’s others that either the Slayer or the Witch could walk
through without noticing – Captain America, Hawkeye, or Bullseye to name three,"
Horrigan countered. "Warrior-God himself could probably fight any of those three
to a standstill,"
"And that’s without taking into account the members of the Uranium Class they
employ, sir," added Archer. "Witchblade and The Crow in this country, Monsoon,
Elektra, and Ursa Major abroad. They have a very formidable group of allies."
Palmer managed to force back a snarl. It was rare times like this he envied The Supreme Leader of Iran or the North Korean president for their totalitarian dictatorships and lack of accountability. "Very well," he grimaced as he swallowed the particularly bitter pill. He couldn’t help but feel like he was betraying the heroic youngsters who’d saved his life. "Re-classify all three of them as Uranium. But their affiliation designation remains unchanged. ‘Ally’."