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But I want people to be able to find me from Friends Reunited etc. without having to pay 'premium membership' nonsense, so here are my contact details:

• Name: Nicholas Farhi
• Phone: zero triple-seven nine six one three five seven nine
• Email address: I own the domain farhi.net, so you can get me on anything you like @ that domain

Please remember to thank me for having saved you £5.