Caption Competition Entry 1. "If you sit on my knee, when I cough, double, otherwise pass. Oh! and don't forget, 3 plates of food between us. Entry 2. "Look at him over there. Any further out and his tongue could be used as a carpet cleaner.
Santa	Santa's little helper	Me and my shadow
Our Rogues Gallery -	Guess who made the Meringues? Who is thinking "That top is so flimsy, I don't know how she dare wear it here... I wonder where I can get one?" Who got their glasses from the Woolworths sale? Who is thinking.."Flippin' eck, what a fabulous pair of .... ummm Mince pies!" Who is thinking "Smile and look as though you are enjoying yourself." Who said "I am so glad to have won someone's unwanted toiletries in the raffle". Who forgot to get their hair done? Who is having most trouble with their new dentures?
Someone was determined to be first in the food queue	What am I doing here? This seems a really good game.	Our scrubbers at work
The home made Samosa's receive mixed reviews...
You had better not take the last helping of that!		Got some!
What was the fuss about?	Whose belt couldn't cope with the fourth helping of pudding?	Reminds me so much of myself, when I was younger.
If you pull out mine,...I'll pull out...	No honestly, it is a great swop!	Are those edible?
	Can you recognise our 'perfect bridge partners?

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