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Bushey CC "Got up like a new born giraffe". John Shafe on Mike Cuthbertsons attempt to field the ball after a slide on the boundary Fulmer CC No catch, no snatch. Village, I hope your missus knows the rules. Braywood CC No kit, no tit. No kit-bag, no shag. Thames Valley Ramblers CC Adrian officially warning Granville about backchat. Granville shouting wide whilst batting Old Haberdashers CC "He got down quicker than a whore in Amsterdam" on one of Adrian Yeo's stops in the field Roxbourne CC "Like a wounded mammoth up an icy slope" on Village's attempt to chase down a ball Fulmer CC "Like a shetland pony on heat" - Village on a diving stop by Ben Cole "Like a mountain goat on speed" - Village on Gavin Mapley's unsuccessful chase to the boundary."With the speed a sun-crazed gazelle" - Village on Nick Power's run-in "Like a pissed-up mongoose after a snake" - Village on further futile fielding efforts by Ben Cole
We have a query from the Pony itself !
I will have you know that the "Like a pissed-up mongoose after a snake" comment had absolutely nothing to do with me. Furthermore, I made no futile fielding efforts - nothing got past me. In fact, I was like a Shetland Pony on heat...... Littlewick Green CC "Did they come with a kiss-me-quick hat" - Village on Ben Farnell's tight, camp cricketing trousers. |
