Alledgedly a true story. > > > > Sydney Morning Herald > > > > Monday, June 15th 1999: > > > > > > > > "An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to > > > > have the last name of GAY, got on a plane recently > > > > using one of his company's "Free Flight" programs. > > > > However, when Mr. Gay tried to take his seat, he found > > > > it being occupied by a paying passenger. So, not to > > > > make a fuss, he simply chose another seat. > > > > > > > > Unknown to Mr. Gay, another Ansett Australia flight at > > > > the airport experienced mechanical problems. The > > > > passengers of this other flight were being rerouted to > > > > various airplanes. A few were put on Mr. Gay's flight > > > > and anyone who was holding a "free" ticket was being > > > > "bumped". > > > > > > > > Ansett officials, armed with a list of these "freebee" > > > > ticket holders boarded the plane to remove the free > > > > ticket holders. Of course, our Mr. Gay was not sitting > > > > in his assigned seat as you may remember. > > > > > > > > So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr. > > > > Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled > > > > customer "Are you Gay?". The man, shyly nodded that he > > > > was, at which point she demanded: "Then you have to > > > > get off the plane". > > > > > > > > Mr. Gay, overhearing what the Ticket Agent had said, > > > > tried to clear up the situation: "You've got the wrong > > > > man. I'm Gay!". This caused an angry third passenger > > > > to yell "Hell, I'm gay too! They can't kick us all > > > > off!" Confusion reined as more an more passengers > > > > began yelling that Ansett Australia had no right to > > > > remove gays from their flights. > > > > > > > > Ansett refused to comment on the incident.