> Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so
> God asked him, "What is wrong with you?  You're lookin' kinda down."
> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk too.
> God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it
> would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you,
> cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you.
> She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear
> your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night
> to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the
> first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She
> will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and
> passion whenever you need it."
> Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
> God replied, "An arm and a leg."
> Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
> The rest is history.
> 

And amazingly another clean internet joke!

> -----Original Message-----
> Subject: Humour: Red Adair
> 
> 
> I just loved this one!
> 
> DOK
> 
> > Red Adair walked into an Aberdonian pub after two weeks 
> spent putting
> > out a fire in a North Sea oil well. 
> > He ordered a pint of heavy and found a table.
> > The man sitting next to him immediately noticed that this 
> rugged-looking
> > elderly fellow was indeed an American and said:
> > 
> > "I've been to the States myself, you know. I went there last year."
> > 
> > "Oh really..." our oil rig hero said in a rather tired voice.
> > 
> > "Aye, I spent a month in California. One night I went to a concert
> > with a famous country singer called Benny Rogers, and..."
> > 
> > "Surely you must mean KENNY Rogers," Red said, looking at 
> the ceiling.
> > 
> > 
> > "Aye, that's right. Anyway, he sang a duet with a bonnie lass called
> > Polly Darton."
> > 
> > "It's DOLLY PARTON, not Polly Darton."
> > Red was not in the friendliest of moods now.
> > 
> > The Scot realised that he was making a fool of himself and tried a
> > change of topic:
> > 
> > "Haven't I seen you on TV? You're quite famous, aren't you?"
> > 
> > This made old Red cheer up:
> > 
> > "Indeed you have. I'm Red Adair!" he said with a grin.
> > 
> > "Red Adair?! The REAL Red Adair?
> > So, are you still married to Ginger Rogers?"
> > 
>