> 
> > A woman gives birth to a baby..... Afterwards, the doctor 
> comes in, and he
> > says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
> > The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my 
> baby, Doctor?
> > What's wrong???"
> > The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but 
> your baby is
> > a little bit different.  Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
> > 
> > The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"
> > The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has 
> the...er...features... of a
> > male and a female."
> > The woman turns pale.  She says, "Oh my God! You mean it 
> has a penis...
> > AND a brain!!!"
> > 
>