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> > >  1.) What do you call an eternity?
> > > > Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 
> > > >
> > > > 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? 
> > > > Toes Go In First.
> > > >
> > > > 3.) Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being 
> > > > in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that
> > > > said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home. 
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> > > >
> > > > 4.) What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? 
> > > > You always hear about them but never see them.
> > > >
> > > > 5.) What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? 
> > > > Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
> > > >
> > > > 6.) Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? 
> > > > Because it said concentrate.
> > > >
> > > > 7.) Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? 
> > > > They think their picture is being taken.
> > > >
> > > > 8.) How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? 
> > > > It has a stamp on it.
> > > >
> > > > 9.) Why can't Blondes dial 911?
> > > > They can't find the 11 on the phone! 
> > > >
> > > > 10.) What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you? 
> > > > Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
> > > >
> > > > 11.) How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? 
> > > > There is white-out all over the monitor.
> > > >
> > > > 12.) Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks? 
> > > > It takes too long to retrain them.
> > > >
> > > > 13.) A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every 
> > > > part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts 
> > > > everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and 
> > > > even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever
> > > > a Blonde?" "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?" 
> > > > The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 14.) A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the 
> > > > brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
> > > > The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where,    where?" 
> > > >
> > > > 15.) A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping 
> > > > from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21".   A Blonde walks 
> > > > up, sees her and decides to join her.  She also starts
> > > > jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21". Suddenly, 
> > > > the brunette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks 
> > > > just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The
> > > > Brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting 
> > > > "22" "22" "22"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 16.) How do you drown a Blonde?
> > > > Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. 
> > > >
> > > > 17.) Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as 
> > > > opposed to a regular one?
> > > > You have to hollow out the head. 
> > > >
> > > > 18.) How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? 
> > > > Shine a flashlight in her ear.
> > > >
> > > > 19.) Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
> > > > Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. 
> > > >
> > > > 20.) Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen 
> > > > to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went 
> > > > to see "Closed for Winter".
> > > >
> > > > 21.) Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
> > > > They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. 
> > > >
> > > > 22.) A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. 
> > > > Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get 
> > > > some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine
> > > > madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. 
> > > > Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her
> > > > antics for a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone 
> > > > else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in
> > > > her face, "Can't you see I'm winning?!" 
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 23.) Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came 
> > > > to some tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer
> > > > tracks," and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks." 
> > > They
> > > > argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing 
> > > > when the train hit them.
> > >