> Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just
> can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted
> them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of
> marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
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> The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
> 
> The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at
> the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around
> the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on
> their heads."
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> "Ah-ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder... they're friars!"
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