> What is a cat?
>
> - Cats do what they want.
> - They rarely listen to you.
> - They are totally unpredictable.
> - When you want to play, they want to be alone.
> - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> - They expect you to cater to their every whim.
> - They are moody.
> - They leave hair everywhere.
> - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
>
> Conclusion:   They are tiny women in fur coats.
>
>
>
> What is a dog?
>
> - Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
>   comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
> - They can hear a package of food opening half a
>   block away, but they don't hear you when you
>   are  in the same room.
> - They growl when they are not happy.
> - When you want to play, they want to play.
> - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> - They are great at begging.
> - They will love you forever if you rub their
>   tummies.
> - They leave their toys everywhere.
> - They do disgusting things with their mouths
>   and then  try to give you a kiss.
>
> Conclusion:    They are little men in fur coats.

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