How to wash your girlfriends cat

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> > 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.
> > 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
> > 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
> > 4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate
> a good deal of
> > sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.
> > 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
> > 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely
> shut because
> > kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged
> up their arse.
> > 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.
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