> > >Complaints received by the Housing Commission from their tenants:
> > (actual comments taken from forms)....
> > >
> > >I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
> knob
> > >off.
> > >
> > >I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put
> his
> > >foot in the hole in his back passage.
> > >
> > >Their 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my
> fence.
> > >Not only is this making a hell of a noise, but the fence is now sagging
> in
> > >the centre.
> > >
> > >This is to let you know there is a smell coming from the man next door.
> > >
> > >I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
> > >
> > >I wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside
> toilet
> > >and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> > >
> > >I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
> > >
> > >The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
> cleared.
> > >
> > >Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour
> and
> > not fit to drink.
> > >
> > >Would you please send a man to repair my spout, I am an old aged
> pensioner
> > >and need it straight away.
> > >
> > >I want to complain about the farmer across the road.  Every morning at
> > 5.30 his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much.
> > >
> > >It's all right when my husband is on day-shift, but when he's on
> back-shifts
> > >or nights I get it several times a week from Mr. Docherty next door and
> at
> > >my age it's too much.
> > >
> > >The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
> > >unsightly and dangerous.
> > >
> > >Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a
> > third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
> > >
> > >The toilet seat is cracked - where do I stand?
> > >
> > >I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if
> > you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of
> > me every night.
> > >
> > >Please send a man with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy the
> > wife.
> > >
> > >Can you send a carpenter to the house.  When the woman next door closed
> > >the door the other night, she pulled at my knob too hard and now it's
> ready
> > >to fall off.
> > >
> > >I have had the Works Superintendent down on the floor six times, but
> still
> > >have no satisfaction.
> > >
> > >We are getting married in September and would like it in the garden
> before
> > >we move into the house.
> > >