well call me old fashioned....     
     
>  The following are all replies that have been included on Child Support 
>  Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.
> 
>  Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by 
>  [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, 
>  but I  believe that he was conceived on the same night.
> 
>  I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being 
>  sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide 
> you  with  a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this 
> helps.
> 
>  I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived 
>  at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected  sex with a
> man  I met that night.  I do remember that the sex was so good that I 
> fainted.
> If you
>  do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? 
>  Thanks.
> 
>  I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW 
>  that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
> Perhaps  you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's 
> had
> it
>  replaced.
> 
>  I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from Pope
>  confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ 
>  risen again.
> 
>  I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do 
> so
>  would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the 
>  British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and doing right by 
> my country.  Please advise.
> 
>  I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the 
> same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
> 
>  [Name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can 
> you
>  ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs ? 
> 
>  From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney 
> maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
> 
>  So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
> sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening.  If 
> I'd
>  have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 
> [address
>  given] mine might have remained unfertilised.