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> Deer Hunter
> A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill
> with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn't want his sons to refuse
> tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without
> telling them what the meat was they were about to eat.
> "Oh come on Dad," said the oldest son. "What is this meat?"
> "Just taste it," said the father, "You will love it."
> The boys eyed each other nervously and put a piece of the meat on their
> forks.
> "Give us a little hint.", pleaded the second son.
> "Only if you take a bite.", said the father. As each
> boy took a cautious bite of the venison, the father
> continued, "Let me think, your mother calls me this from time to time."
> The oldest boy shouted, "Spit it out boys, it's asshole!"
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