>a piece of string walks into a bar
>Says A pint please landlord
>Landlord say sorry don't serve string
>String says Pint now please landlord
>landlord says look I've just told we don't serve string
>in this pub.  You ARE a PIECE of STRING aren't you
>NO says the string I'm a fraid knot.  
>
> 
> A man walks into a bar
> OW!
> 
> A plate of chips walks into a bar and asks for a pint
> The barman says " Sorry mate we dont serve food in here"
> 
>> Two Parrots sitting on a perch,
>> one turns to the other and says 
>> 'Can you smell fish?'
>>