> Courses Available for women:
> >
> > Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
> are
> > now available for women on the following subjects:
> >
> > 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
> > 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
> > 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
> > 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After the Game
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> > 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
> > 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
> > 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
> > 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
> > 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
> > 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
> > 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
> > 12. Introduction to Parking
> > 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
> > 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
> > 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
> > 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
> > 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
> > 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
> > 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
> > 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
> > 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
> > 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
> > 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
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